April 27 2010

Alexis sits Kristina down to ask her if she wanted to have sex with RoadKill or if he pressured her.

Carly is frantic and Sonny is calm regarding Michael and Dante. Carly doesn't trust Dante. Sonny does.

Jason asks Lulu where Michael is. Dante tries to intervene, but Jason uses guilt tactics to ask Lulu again.

Maya is wondering why the son of a gangster is hiding out in the Qs boathouse. Why is she there? He tells her he's actually AJ's son and that he's hiding out. Maya wants to know why she should keep his secret. I guess cause they're cousins. Kinda. Second cousins? Thrice removed? I dunno.

Credits.

Maya introduces herself. She hasn't been in town long so she doesn't know why he's hiding out. He explains the last six months. She tells him to take all the time he needs.

Carly and Sonny argue more about Dante. Carly thinks that because he's a cop, he'll end up feeling guilty. Because cop=human? Is she saying she doesn't have feelings like normal people? What an odd statement.

Jason begs Lulu to help him 'protect' Michael.

Emma's growing up! She's walking around in a sandbox with Spencer as dads Patrick and Nikolas watch on. Nikolas is exhausted from cramming in fatherhood duties like giving juice to his son. He asks Patrick what his fatherhood secret is.

Kristina says she wanted to sleep with RoadKill, although she pretty much admits that she just wanted to make him happy. Alexis asks if RoadKill hit her before she made this decision. Kristina: "Just once but it was only a slap." Alexis:"A slap is a hit!" Oh this poor, poor damaged girl. Kristina tells Alexis the slap happened at the house. She tells the story. Alexis tries to explain what being a victim is but Kristina doesn't get it. Alexis is floored that her daughter could stay with someone who hit her and she asks Kristina why. Kristina just cries.

Elizabeth brings her sons to meet CPPP. Cameron is so cute and I'll be so upset when he's finally SORASed. Steven comes in and takes Elizabeth outside. He warns that kids can be tiring on cancer patients. Elizabeth argues that they can help. They look in on CPPP and Cameron asks her if she's dying.

Kristina admits that "Dr. Winters" said the same thing to her. She quotes Lainie by saying the key to better self-esteem is coming to terms with why she would stay with someone who hurt her. She explains why she fell for RoadKill. Alexis is exasperated; she thinks she should have known what was going on. They have a nice mother/daughter moment.

Carly is worried about Michael. Sonny thinks Michael will get used to killing people. At least that's what I got from what he said.

At the 12 angry men room, Alice reads the constitution. Really? AngryJuror wants to convict Sonny but Lisa thinks he's innocent. AngryJuror calls her a bleeding heart. UGH. Lisa explains herself. AngryJuror talks about Sonny yelling in the courtroom. Time for another vote. I have a feeling there will be more innocent votes.

Dante, Jason and Lulu all yell and argue and blah blah blah. Jason pleads to Lulu to help him but she says she honestly doesn't know where he is. Jason leaves in a huff.

Nik and Patrick's play-date: Patrick has no secrets to being a good dad. He admits he freaked out when Robin was pregnant. Nik hates that he's missed too much time with Spencer and vows he'll do better with Elizabeth's child.

Elizabeth rushes in to remove her faux pas child but CPPP jokes about the whole thing. After Liz and the kids leave, Steven talks with CPPP about her newest test results. She knows she's terminal. She just wants him to enjoy himself cause we're all dying!

Lulu feels guilty because she says Jason has been Michael's protector all his life. Dante: "Look how well that turned out." True dat, my brotha. He doesn't want Michael getting back into the mob life. Lulu still feels bad. Dante goes off to find Michael.

Carly barges into Jason's pad. He tells her that he just missed Michael at Lulu's apartment. Carly's pissed that Lulu helped Dante.

Jason tries to calm Carly down but she's pissed about Lulu.

Quartermaine Mansion: Apparently Ethan brought Tracy flowers on behalf of Luke. Tracy thinks Luke is a coward for sending his son. Monica is standing next to Ethan trying to help and Edward comes in with Maya. Tracy thinks Luke and Skye are probably somewhere fucking. Ethan assures her that they're not but she doesn't believe it. Monica thinks Luke is trying to get back into the mansion so he can pilfer it. Edward starts the whole 'my home...' followed by Monica's 'it's my house..' and no Alan to finish the lovable Q quote. Edward thinks they need to take an inventory and he's going to call the police. Maya yells that he can't.

Nik spills his heart to his new 'bro'. Patrick thinks Elizabeth is putting the blame for her and Lucky's breakup on Nikolas.

Steven and Liz talk about the boys and Cam's inappropriate question. Liz is hopeful that CPPP will go into remission. Steve thinks that Liz is getting to close to CPPP.

And here comes the Carly brigade. Lulu knows it's her before she even opens the door. Carly is pissed!

Nik talks about the Cassadines. He wants to use Alexis as a role-model for being a good parent.

Liz comes back to visit CPPP. They talk about the boys. CPPP likes Cam's attitude.

Kristina visits her dad. She talks about the whole mess and Mr. Bauer. Sonny, "Mr. Bauer won't be a problem for much longer." Seriously? Kristina freaks and Sonny assures her that that's not what he meant. They talk about abuse; Sonny tells her about Deke.

Maya explains her statement by defending Ethan. The Qs act like the Qs and Maya acts like the Emily. As the Qs argue, Maya sneaks out with food and is caught by Ethan. Michael peeks out the shades. He remembers Jason's words about keeping his mouth shut.

Lulu apologizes to Carly. Carly demands to know where Michael is. They argue about their intentions. Carly argues that it wasn't Michael's fault, that he tried to protect them. But as far as Carly knows, Lulu doesn't know the truth about Michael. Unless Sonny told her about why Dante is doing what he's doing...I must have missed that part. Anyway, Lulu defends Dante saying it's not his fault that everyone covered up for Michael. Dante walks in and tells Carly that her problem is with him. She insults Dante and Lulu and then leaves.

Happy Town! Tomorrow!

Kristina and Sonny bond. Sonny hates that she dated a guy who abused her. She says she's still working on why. Sonny tells her that he should have been there for her.

New Vote: 11 guilty, 1 not guilty - and no more undecideds so I guess Lisa has convinced no one. Angryjuror and Lisa argue. Alice steps in with "Lisa has the right to an opinion no matter how wrong it is." Ha! They quit for the day.

Lulu feels guilty about Carly but she still thinks it's not up to her. Dante doesn't know what to do.

Carly comes back to Jason and tells him he didn't get anything from Lulu. Michael calls Carly's cell. It's nice that he has a cell that has battery power....at the boathouse. Mine would have run out long ago. Carly asks him where he is. Michael says he can't tell her. He insists he's fine. He says he's awaiting the results of the trial before he decides what he's going to do.

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PSA from Alexis and Kristina!