May 6 2010

2 second news report. We now join GH already in progress! Helena wants to see Steven Webber to make sure Elizabeth has the best care possible when she delivers the baby - Epiphany assures her that she will...as does everyone else who comes into the hospital. She's not really asking for Elizabeth's sake but because the baby is her grandkid. She deems Epiphany unhelpful, spies Elizabeth and goes to harass her. She demands Elizabeth to take a leave of absence. Lucky comes to Liz's aid.

Mike enters the mob restaurant. Conan compliments him for his restaurant choice before realizing that he's there to see Sonny. Oh, I see. This is going to be a running gag thing. Yay. Mike wanders into Sonny's office where he finds his son laying in the dark.

Oh no! New Morgan! I don't understand these new changes...it's not like they SORASed them much. The new Morgan is even nerdier than the old one and a little gayer too if that's possible. He thinks Michael looks cool in his handcuffs. Case. In. Point. Carly tells him not to be inappropriate. New Morgan thinks Michael will be out of those clothes soon....Check and Mate.

Post-Coital: Dante and Lulu wake up. Dante suddenly remembers he has an early meeting. Kidding! Nah, they cuddle and kiss and be all cute and stuff.

Credits: Matt: "If I were a cop instead of a surgeon, I could've had some of that."

Helena tells Lucky to "run along" calling him 'little boy'. Elizabeth warns Helena that if she doesn't stay away, she'll have her arrested for stalking. After Liz leaves, Helena mocks Lucky for still being so totally pussy-whipped. Lucky doesn't agree with his dad that Helena is charming. He thinks she's sick. He warns her to not mess with Elizabeth. The Spencer testosterone gets Helena hot. She then utters a phrase made popular by a fun movie from ten years ago. No, not Dude, Where's My Car? She says, "Bring it On!".

Dante and Lulu eat pasta in bed. No, that's not a euphemism. Lulu is happy that they did it. I bet there'll be a pregnancy scare. He still hasn't heard about her abortion. They make out again.

New Morgan thinks it's all going to be OK. Carly warns Morgan about Dante. She says what he did was "the most arrogant thing I've seen anyone do. Including myself." Ha! Morgan tries to tell her that Dante was doing his job. But then Carly talks about the betrayal. The Betrayal! Even Michael sort of agrees with Dante. Michael is worried about Carly's future.

Mike rehashes the past few months. Sonny knows it's not over. He's concerned about Michael and he hates what Dante did. Mike tells Sonny to prove to Dante that he can be a good influence to Michael. He uses the phrase "kill two birds with one stone.." which is a mistake. Never use the word 'kill' with Sonny.

Skye and Maya have lunch. Maya wants to know what she's doing there. Me too! Maya thinks she's Skye's alibi. Skye admits that she's helping out Edward. But Maya is a prideful girl! Skye tries to convince her of the perks of being a Quartermaine. Enter Tracy who is not so much happy to see a "convention of grifters". She wants to buy them both off.

Nikolas promises Spencer a family. Helena interrupts. She thinks it's all touching. Nik finds an excuse to get his son out of the room. Helena thinks Spencer could be a "proper" Cassadine despite his matronage...ness. She seems to have just as much a problem with Elizabeth as she did with Courtney...so why does this new kid get to be the heir? Because that's the way it's written folks. Don't argue! Helena tells Nikolas about Lucky's heroics at the hospital.

Mode Lite! Kate yells at Maxie. Didn't she promise she was going to stop doing that when Maxie almost died? Maxie realizes that Kate is upset about something else. Kate defense mechanisms by threatening to fire Maxie and Lulu. Seriously, who just doesn't show up to work? Why hasn't Lulu been fired!?

I guess it's important when you're in bed with a stud like Dante. Phone rings - it's Maxie. She doesn't answer. I guess he didn't really throw their cells out the window. They begin the sex again. She wants to do it in the shower. Condoms don't work in water, missy.

Elizabeth notices that CPPP has been admitted again. Epiphany tells her that she was found passed out. Before Liz can run off, Epiphany warns her they were expecting this. Liz runs off anyway. CPPP tells Liz what happened. She thinks it's no big deal but she has a fever of 102. CPPP wants to know about Liz's love life.

Dante in a towel. 'nuff said. I think Lulu is there too. He says he's never been in love before. Of course! We learned that yesterday with Patrick. You can't be in love until you go to Port Charles. Lulu says something too. Interruption! It's Lucky. Oh...seeing your sister and her boyfriend in bath towels is the last thing he needs. Apparently Maxie called Lulu in as a potential suicide to get her to come into the office. Seriously, why doesn't Kate just fire them? Lulu goes to change. Lucky and Dante make small talk. Awkward!

The Quartermaine girls have drinks. Skye explains the history and dangers of Tracy. Tracy explains Skye as a gold-digging tramp. Maya thinks that's how Tracy sees her. Tracy, "you haven't earned 'tramp' yet". Hee. They argue about what she's there for.

Morgan and Carly have lunch at the metro-court. Morgan wants to throw Michael a party. A theme party! Carly doesn't think that's a good idea. This new kid is annoying.

Sonny is visited by Kate. He knows she's there to admit that she knew Dante was Sonny's son. More betrayal!

Helena exaggerates what happened at the hospital between her and Lucky. She wants Nikolas to be wary of Lucky.

CPPP doesn't want to hear about her medical woes. She wants to hear about Liz's love life. Because it's like a soap opera. Elizabeth tells CPPP about Helena and the Cassadines. Liz is happy that Lucky's first instinct is to protect her.

Dante visits Michael in the interrogation room. They joke about Jason killing Dante. That's ...funny. They talk about the sentencing. Dante wants to be a brother now that his job as a cop is done.

Kate and Sonny....*bleep-blop*

Lucky comes to Wyndemere to tell Nikolas to do something about Helena. But...Helena has apparently gotten to Nikolas. He snarks at Lucky's white knight routine and tells him to butt out.

Lulu finally makes it into work. She's pissed that Maxie told Jason about Michael. Maxie guesses that Lulu had sex.

Dante arrives home to find Sonny in his kitchen. Sonny makes valid points about the little security his loft has. He wonders if Dante thinks he's still under his protection despite what Dante "did to [his] brother". Oh, I'm already tired of this.

Helena talks to the hot ManTender who killed the lab tech. He assures her that no one suspects anything. They will if she keeps talking about it that loudly. And Tracy overhears the word "Spencer". Helena lies and covers up. Tracy wants to know why Helena is bothering since Nikolas already has an heir. That's what I want to know!

Lucky and Nik argue about Helena and Elizabeth.

Lulu talks about the sex and Maxie is happy to hear it. Then they talk about the loyalty and whatever.

Dante and Sonny disagree on what's best for Michael and What Dante Did. Sonny gets a call from the court. It's sentencing time!

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