June 15 2010

Alexis comes home to find Kristina writing a letter to her brother. She asks her mom how her latest community service is coming. Alexis lists her pro bono lawyer assignments and somehow segues into Kristina's next psych appointment with her dad. Kristina protests that she doesn't want to but Alexis thinks it's important.

Olivia raps on Johnny's door. She's mad and he thinks it's because she doesn't want him causing trouble with Dante's father.

Lulu breaks up the fake fight between Brook Lynn and Carly.

Warden informs Jason that Prisoner McRapist is dead and Jason will be going to solitary. Dante objects.

Credits: Epiphany/Matt Day.

Ethan is cheating at poker and collects large sums of cash when Skye walks in and his compadres leave. Skye light-heartedly accuses Ethan of cheating and informs him that Luke and company are on their way home. Ethan wonders why Luke called her. She says that Luke wants her to be scarce; she thinks that Luke and Tracy may be splitting up for good.

Alexis explains why therapy with Sonny are necessary. Kristina explains why it's hopeless. Alexis defends Sonny and Kristina compares the denial and defending to her relationship with Keifer.

Olivia is worried that someone is going to get killed. Johnny says it will be Sonny. Olivia worries that if that happens, Johnny will get arrested. Johnny says that Sonny hasn't paid for anything he's done (true) and that his sister has died for her mistakes. Johnny wants to reinvent the Zacchara name but Olivia doesn't get why.

Dante introduces himself to the warden and says if Jason is put in solitary, then Michael will be left unprotected. Um...that's why it's fucking jail, Dante. Warden says that Jason knew that when he chose to kill another inmate. Dante wants to know who the prisoner is even though he has no jurisdiction over the matter. The Warden orders the guard to take Jason away. I wonder if they'll strip him down, like in Oz.

Carly fake apologizes to Lulu about being over-protective. Lulu wants to know why Carly thinks Dante would cheat on her. Hooked, lined and sunk..

Now Olivia is trying to use Michael as an excuse to keep the peace but Johnny knows that that's total B.S. Johnny thinks Dante has too many ties to Sonny and brings up the tired situation where Dante lied about Sonny shooting him in a chest.....which I will never understand and apparently neither will Johnny. Johnny thinks Dante will do whatever he can to protect Sonny. And he thinks that if Olivia is on Dante's side, she'll eventually be on Sonny's side. She leaves in a huff and he throws a glass against the wall. Just like Sonny would.

Alexis explains that when she was growing up, she tried to protect Kristina from Sonny and thinks it might have been a mistake. Kristina doesn't think it was a mistake. She doesn't understand why Alexis is trying to defend Sonny and thinks Sonny will one day get what's coming to him.

Still at prison, Dante finally gets to visit Michael. He asks Michael about Prisoner McRapist.

Carly makes it seem like Lulu is trying to get it out of her and then finally relents by saying that Dante has many similarities with Sonny. She acts all innocent about it when she's manipulating the entire conversation.

Skye informs Ethan that she has unfinished business and Ethan offers to help. Skye coyly protests and then tells him it's about money. She tells him he's a little late. Enter Jax who will help. And also, enter Maya who tells Ethan that Tracy called Alice to throw Luke's stuff out on the lawn and be ready with a can of gasoline. Ethan thinks it's funny and it'll all work out in the end.

Lulu says that Dante is not the type of guy who cheats because he doesn't even flirt with women. Carly blah blah blahs about Sonny. Anyway, the point is, she's putting doubt into Lulu's mind.

Dante tries to get Michael to spill. Michael doesn't want to but finally does except he says that Jason was with him when Prisoner McRapist was killed...which I guess was technically true.

Warden interrogates some other prisoners who don't rat out Jason. Warden puts him in solitary anyway despite not having any proof. Jason begs to stay with Michael. Because Jason can just kill anyone he wants and gets away with it.

Skye fills Jax in that Luke was helping her but she needs Jax now because Luke has got other things on his mind. Jax guesses that it's something not quite legal but says he'll help anyway and offers to meet her at the hotel later to discuss the details.
Maya doesn't understand why Luke is attracted to Tracy. Ethan and Skye explain why. Skye runs off. Maya wants to run off too, but Ethan stops her with his..."spark".

Lisa and Steven at a hotel She goes on to explain all the reason why they're at a hotel but it's really because neither of them have a home set yet. He wonders if she's trying to make Patrick jealous.

Lulu convinces Carly (herself) that it's no big deal that Brooke is across the hall. Carly walks over to Brook's place and tells her that it's ok to stay there and to keep her job. Brook thanks Lulu for her help. Lulu goes back into her apartment and has the doubt that Carly was hoping for. Check and Mate.

Dante tries to help Michael. oh blah blah blah, this episode is so boring. Michael finally gets annoyed enough to go back to his cell.

Warden doesn't like that an 18 year old brain damaged kid (I've really yet to see how brain-damaged Michael really is) got sentenced to Pentonville. Jason asks the Warden to help him if he thinks that. Jason tries to convince him. He goes into this awful manipulative speech about how he promised Michael he'd keep him safe and guilts the Warden into helping. Maybe you should have thought about that before you killed someone. UGH.

Lisa and Steven continue to flirt and tell stories. *bleep blop*

Ethan and Maya play cards and flirt. *bleep blop*

Jason and Michael talk about Dante in their cell. I guess the Warden relented. Jason is mad that Michael lied for him when he said not to.

Kristina and Molly write letters to Michael while Kristina continues to trash Sonny. She tells Molly that she's helping Johnny.

Olivia comes back to visit Johnny. They sort of apologize to each other. She admits that she'll have to stand by her son but doesn't want her relationship with Johnny to be over.

Molly wonders if Kristina really wants Johnny to date her. She assures Molly that it's all about her dad.

Olivia and Johnny make up. Johnny says they should take things as they come. So the relationship is not over...yet.

Carly calls Brook and tells her that they got Lulu. After she hangs up, Jax comes in. They flirt and talk about Morgan. She asks him to dinner, but Skye walks in. Denied!

Jason reassures Michael that he's doing fine. Michael wants to learn more self-defense and how to kill...

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