April 15 2010

Alexis is unnerved by Helena being at Wyndemere and warns Nikolas. In turn, Helena lists Alexis' misdeeds - two hit and runs, a stint in shadybrook...etc. She forgets to mention Alexis' impersonation of the Q's male butler. She assures Nikolas that she's there for the baby. He thinks she's there to make sure he doesn't marry Elizabeth.

Liz tries to be polite to Maxie seeing her at Lucky's apartment. Maxie? Not so much.

Sonny arrives at the restaurant. Carly wants to know how he could let Jason take the fall for him. Instead of answering, he just makes fun of Spinelli. Dick. He says he didn't "let" Jason do anything. And Spinelli finally stands up to the mob dick, telling him in Spinelli-ese that he didn't exactly stop him.

Claire's not ready to make a deal with Jason because she knows that Jason didn't kill Claudia. Dante comes in and Claire fills him in.

Credits: Who's that guy? Oh! It's Matt!

Nik tells his grandmother that Liz wants nothing to do with him. She thinks that's great. She notices a likeness between Alexis and Elizabeth: "Three bastard children by three different fathers" and mental illness. Alexis warns her to watch out because she may snap again.

Elizabeth gives Lucky a permission slip for Cam. They make small talk. Maxie interrupts telling Liz that she's helping decorate the place. Liz asks if Lucky asked for her help. Why would she assume he didn't? Maxie tells her it's none of her business.

Kristina, at Wyndemere talks on the phone with Michael, at the island. They disagree on whether Kiefer deserved to be killed and they disagree on whether or not Michael should come home. Jax walks in. At the island, not Wyndemere.

Sonny dismisses the whole thing by saying it was Jason's idea. Spinelli tries to talk, Sonny shuts him up and then Carly yells at Sonny for being a bully telling him to listen to Spinelli. Don't be a bully? Isn't that what Sonny does for a living? Spinelli talks on about how wrong it is for Sonny to let Jason go to jail for him. It's nice that Spinelli is finally talking morals now, although he doesn't seem to mind working for mobsters, covering up crimes. Spinelli thinks Sonny should take the prosecutor's deal himself. Sonny tells him to leave. After he leaves, Carly agrees with Spinelli.

Claire and Dante finally agree for once except Diane somehow gets them to argue. Claire says she'll have to talk with her superiors. Claire warns Jason and Diane that she hopes they've thought this through because if it all happens, Jason will go directly to jail. He will not pass GO. He will not collect $200.

Maxie and Liz quibble. And then they outright fight. Liz finally leaves. Lucky tells Maxie not to help. She says that someone has to pull him back to reality.

Patrick and Steven have beers at Jake's. They drink to Elizabeth and Lisa. Steven congratulates Patrick on his wifey life. Patrick reminisces about his old life. Some skank keeps walking back and forth. Enter Olivia. She's looking for Johnny.

Alone now, Dante asks Jason why he wants to go to jail. He talks of the children! The children! It's all about the children!

Jax wants to help Michael. Michael's idea of help is being brought back home. Jax says that's not going to happen. Michael talks about Kristina and RoadKill.

Sonny and Carly *bleep blop*

Maxie tries to convince Lucky that Elizabeth won't give up. But he knows. I can't stop staring at Lucky's facial hair.

Liz visits her chemo friend. Chemo lady wants to hear all the gossip. She's in for a treat! Chemo lady tells her not to give up.

Sonny and Carly *bleep blop* Claire interrupts. She tells them about Jason. She asks, if he's such a devoted father, "why don't you take the deal?"

Carly threatens Claire that she'll go to the judge. Claire doesn't care and talks directly to Sonny. She wants Sonny to take the deal or continue the trial; she doesn't want to take Jason's deal. Carly again threatens Claire telling her she'll regret messing with her kids. Again, Claire proves her big hairy balls by telling Carly, "You think this is bad? Wait till I get you on the stand." Heh. Love this chick. Sonny says he won't take the deal.

Dante worries about his sibs. He wants them to obey the law when they get older. He's mostly worried about Michael whose been raised under the gun. Jason doesn't excuse the life or the influence. Jason's tells Dante that he can't let those kids be used again. Dante's offended because he spent the night in jail to protect Morgan. They yell at each other how one is worse than the other.

Steven goes to get some beers giving Patrick an opportunity to ask Olivia how she feels about the trial. She says she's done although she believes Claudia deserves justice. They continue the dart game when Robin comes by. Johnny also comes and takes Olivia away. Robin? Jealous of Olivia now... even though she just kissed Johnny.

Johnny tells Olivia he was working on something she's "gonna like". I bet it involves shaving.

Robin and Patrick and Steven discuss darts and bar tabs. Skank walks by again. Robin gets all jealous of skank, Lisa and Olivia. Steven excuses himself because...AWKWARD! Patrick thinks this is about Robin being worried about Sonny.

Claire tells Jason that his plea deal was rejected. Ronnie comes in and Claire tells him to go pick up Morgan from school to be put back on trial. Claire tells Jason to leave.

Helena arranges flowers which makes Nikolas snark that he always thought Helena handling flowers would make them wilt and die. But Helena has an affinity for beauty and the absurd. She praises her own sense of humor. Nik snarks again but really is no match for Helena's wits. She does, however, enjoy sparring with Alexis. Helena wants to teach a whole school of Cassadines! It's the Port Charles school for Evil Geniuses. She thinks it may be too late for Spencer.

The chemo lady tries to make Elizabeth feel better. Seriously...the woman WITH TERMINAL CANCER tries to make Elizabeth feel better.

Maxie finally found the perfect place for a lamp. And thank God, because I thought it was going to be a Friday cliffhanger.

At the courthouse, Dante tells Sonny that Claire is recalling Morgan. Sonny knows. Dante thinks Sonny is a coward for not taking the deal. Sonny says he's not going to go to prison for something he didn't do...which is kind of a slip since he's supposed to make everything think he did do it. Dante calls him on it.

Mac and Ronnie discuss Michael. Mac thinks Jax knows where Michael is since he took his private plane and landed on Sonny's private island.

Michael and Jax argue about Sonny.

Jason comes to the restaurant to see a relieved Carly. She's happy that Claire didn't take the deal. He's worried about what's going to happen next.

Diane interrupts Dante's mini-interrogation of Sonny. Sonny sees Morgan come in but Diane stops him from going to him. Instead, Dante goes to Morgan. He tells Morgan that what Ronnie said was wrong.

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