Welcome back to the island. They had to use this set again sometime. Jason and Sam are enjoying the weather. Sam wonders why they have to wait for an emergency to take a vacation. Jason just wants to enjoy the time they have together there. They make out but are interrupted by Michael. He wants to know if Jason and Sam will be returning to Port Charles soon.
At the Haunted Star, Luke has been thinking about Ethan's immigration status. Ethan doesn't want to talk about it. He has a date with the playboy bunny. Luke knows that it's no coincidence that Ethan met "Miss Busty" the night Bernie's place was raided. Kristina stops in. She asks Ethan for help.
Epiphany tries to talk to Patrick, but he's all distracted by thoughts of naked Lisa.
Maxie and Spinelli are still trapped in the storm drain. He's been trying to get a connection from his laptop. The battery is finally low - after being on all night? My laptop battery lasts about two hours. He lies to Maxie and says he's got a connection. I bet he can fit through those bars.
Credits: I generally like the new credits, but the green screen is awful.
Alexis and Diane have a new client: a famous opera singer. "Iris", the secretary, disses Diane's perfume before she goes. Diane clearly doesn't like Iris and her dowdiness. Alexis says, "We're women supporting women," which is when Claire walks in. She likes the phrase and wants to have a "cordial exchange of information".
Michael isn't really grateful for all the baby-sitting. Sam and Jason try to convince him it's for the best. He goes off to take a swim.
Kristina is doing a paper on poker and wants Ethan's help. Instead, he gives her the address for a website. She leaves but stays behind for a bit to spy. She hears Ethan say that if Kristina were more mature, he'd be a lucky man. What she doesn't hear is him say she needs to tack on about ten or twenty years. I have a feeling Kristina is going to take Keifer's advice and dress a little more maturely.
Patrick's not happy to be given the new "procedure codes" from Epiphany. He tells Robin he thinks the old ones were fine. They argue some more about Jake's and what Patrick wants. During this, Patrick eyes Lisa walking by.
Spinelli finally loses power and he also finally notices how cold Maxie is.
Patrick talks to Lisa about the nudity. He doesn't want her to get the wrong impression. She doesn't think it's a big deal since they see people near-naked in locker rooms all the time.
Spinelli tries to give Maxie some warmth and... oh no. It's one of Spinelli's black and white fantasies. He's Bogart and she's some blond bimbo. Popping out of the fantasy, he realizes what a dick he's been and tells Maxie that he made everything up. Except she's asleep and can't hear anything. Someone finds them. It's Johnny!
Claire wants to know where Michael is. Alexis and Diane don't know. Claire guesses that Michael saw something that night and that's why Sonny shipped him out of the country. Diane and Alexis don't help and finally are able to get Claire out of there. Alexis is pissed that Sonny sent Michael out of the country. Diane thinks it's great since Michael is volatile and might do damage in the court room.
Sam is horny! Jason teases her a bit before he gives in. Michael, who has been watching, realizes they'll probably be busy for a while and takes the opportunity to steal Jason's keys and head out.
Tracy is checking up on Lulu at Mode-Lite. She warns Lulu about Dante.
Jennifer arrives at the Haunted Star. Luke smarms around her like a moth to a flame. He offers the first drink free cause she has big boobs and some sexist double-entendre is made about 'figures'. Jennifer may look the typical dumb blond, but she's great with numbers. She guesses about how much Luke makes a night, both over and under the table. How about all the nights he's closed? There are a lot of those. But now she wants Ethan who happily makes an entrance.
Sam wishes that they could stay at the island. Have they slept together yet? They're fully clothed, so I'm guessing not. Cock-tease. She likes the smiling, relaxed Jason. I kinda do too. They start to make out again but Sam is suddenly worried about Michael. Seriously. Cock-tease.
Johnny wants to know what Maxie and Spinelli were doing there but Spinelli doesn't want to say. He thinks Maxie might have hypothermia. Johnny picks up Maxie effortlessly and brings her to his car promising to come back for Spinelli. Spin hears her talk about Johnny saving people. Poor Spinelli although I would feel more sorry for him if he wasn't so stupid.
Kristina is out shopping with Keifer for sexy dresses. She does a stupid "trying on clothes" montage. Keifer doesn't like most of them. She finally settles on one he likes. It's a pretty plain purple dress that actually makes her look younger. It makes her looks like she's trying to look older.
Lulu defends Dante but Tracy tries to convince her that she'll end up with a broken heart. I kinda like momma Tracy. If only she were that way with Ned or Dillon. Lulu asks Tracy why she's with her father. Tracy thinks she and Luke are both black-hearted and perfect for each other. Lulu literally pushes Tracy into the elevator but she does seem flattered that Tracy is trying to look after her.
Epiphany is testing Robin on the new codes. Patrick comes over and teases them. After Epiphany leaves, Patrick gives Robin a rose because he's feeling guilty about seeing Lisa in her underwear. And liking it. After he leaves, Johnny carries Maxie in. He tells Robin that Spinelli is still in the car. Robin sends Epiphany outside with a wheelchair to get him in. I wonder if Johnny carried Spinelli to the car as well?
Molly stops by the law office to see Diane and is glad to see her mom isn't there. Molly tells Diane that Michael was the one who killed Claudia, assuming that Diane already knew. Which she did. Molly asks Diane not to tell her mom about Michael.
On cue, Alexis walks in.
Jason throws Michael back inside. He caught him attempting to take the speed boat. Jason thinks he was taking the speed boat to get back to the mainland.
Michael, Jason and Sam continue to argue about Claudia and confessing. He finally agrees to stay.
Molly lies that she's there to see the new offices. Diane lies that they were talking about Mac. Alexis insists that Mac and she are friends and have been for a long time. Alexis rushes her kid out of there. After Molly leaves, Alexis tells Diane that they lost their opera client because of Iris. Alexis and Diane play a rock/paper/scissors game to see who'll fire Iris. Diane wins.
Kristina is now in a black slender black dress that Keifer thinks is too hot. Again, she just looks like a little girl playing dress-up.
Jennifer and Ethan make plans for later. She idiot savants stating the definition of a light year which impresses Luke. I don't think he was actually listening though. Tracy watches from the side-lines. Jennifer also mentions the whole Johnny/Ethan thing in front of Luke. After Jennifer leaves, he makes another sexist comment but then catches himself by complimenting Tracy - who he obviously saw. Tracy knows this but she's flattered anyway and returns to hosting. Luke doesn't like that Jennifer knows about him and Johnny working together. Ethan says he's done with Johnny.
Robin is checking out Maxie. Johnny tells her that Spinelli is all right. Robin goes off to check x-rays. He asks her what they were doing in the storm drain and she tells him. Spinelli rolls in. Maxie thanks Spinelli for saving her. He tries to confess he didn't but Johnny helps out by saying that Spinelli sent him a text to find them.
Lisa stops Patrick for a consultation. She drags him into an elevator. He thinks there's an ulterior motive. And what happens every time people get into an elevator? It gets stuck.
Spinelli gets Johnny alone to ask him why he lied for him. Johnny says it was no big deal. Spinelli confesses about making up the serial killer. He feels sorry for himself, as always. Johnny says he was in the tunnels looking for new ways to move things. Is that a smart thing to tell the competition?
Robin tells Maxie that if she gets pneumonia, it could be life threatening because of her heart-transplant.
jason tells Sam that they have to get back. Sam is worried that Michael might split. She makes him promise that they'll return one day. Michael comes in and hands Jason a big shell wrapped in paper to take back. Hmmm. After Sam and Jason leave, Michael sees the keys to the speedboat. jason comes back to take the key. Michael calls someone to get a boat with "enough gas to make it to the mainland." He opens the door to see his new baby-sitters, Max and Milo decked out in hawaiian shirts and sunglasses.
Tracy jokes about Miss Busty. After she leaves, Luke asks Ethan how serious he is about Jennifer. Kristina listens while hiding as Ethan describes Jennifer's assets and tells Luke about the e-mail she's going to send about the club they'll be going to. He says they'll take it from there.
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
March 9, 2010
Let's get to it!
Maxie is still holding the butter knife at the fake serial killer accusing him like people normally do every day. Fake french serial killer: Quoi??
Epiphany is happy to see Lisa at the nurse's station. She loved the Beyonce concert. I thought Beyonce was taking a break. Patrick walks by and makes a crack about Lisa being Epiphany's favorite. Lisa is surprised to see Patrick at work. Obviously, Patrick can handle his liquor. Lisa asks if he wants to do it again. When Robin walks by, she pretends that she was asking both of them.
Dante is still knocking on Jason's door saying, "I know you're home". Michael rushes upstairs and Sam answers the door making it look like she and Jason were just having sex. She's a little better at it, taking off her shirt and breathing heavily while Jason just lays there on the couch. I bet that's pretty accurate. Dante says he's looking for Michael.
Sonny and Carly are arguing about Michael. Jax looks happy but Olivia tells him not to look so smug because fighting is "foreplay for these two." Jax makes his way over. He warns them to keep it down unless they want everyone to know what Michael did. He then says Sonny is right. I guess we're supposed to be surprised by that, but I still thing Jax's main intentions are to keep his family safe, despite what Carly thinks.
Credits
Maxie bumbles that maybe she made a mistake. Chef wanders off, annoyed. Maxie calls him "fake french guy" (I said it first!) and then vows that 'her Jackal' will get him.
Robin wants to go home after work. Patrick decides he does too. Lisa goads him and Robin says that he doesn't have to go home just because she does. Before Patrick can make a decision, Epiphany has a new job for Lisa. Robin again tells Patrick that he can go if he wants. Patrick wants to be with his wife.
Dante tries to convince Jason and Sam to get Michael to see him. Jason plays(?) stupid. Sam does everything in her power to convince Dante that she and Jason just want to have sex. Seriously, she's really laying it on thick. Dante leaves. Michael comes down, appalled at Dante's sudden caring. Jason says it's all an act.
Sonny, Jax and Carly argue about stupid things. Sonny argues like a three year old. They call each other arrogant until finally Carly says it's her decision and she's not letting Michael go.
Robin finally admits that she gets pissed off by Lisa, especially when Lisa invites Patrick out and then pretends to invite Robin out as well. Patrick insists he wants to spend time at home with her and Emma but Robin thinks he's just being nice. She starts becoming the standoffish Robin we knew way back when she and Patrick first started dating. Patrick compares the wild days he left behind to the Paris and Sonny days that Robin left behind. Instead of just accepting it, Robin gets bitchy and leaves.
Maxie comes back to the metro court lobby where Spinelli is still on the phone. Maxie tells Spinelli about what happened with the fake serial killer. Maxie thinks she might have ruined things but Spinelli says there are other ways to get him. He says they're more dangerous which excites Maxie. Again, is it really smart to make up a case about a serial killer to get your girlfriend to find you hot and dangerous when her sister was killed by a serial killer?
Kristina comes to Kelly's and sees Ethan. After Mike takes her order, she goes and flirts with Ethan. Ethan again tries to dissuade any flirting. His date, the playmate bunny, comes in and Ethan goes to kiss her hello. She doesn't seem too upset that Bernie is mad at her for abandoning her post and letting someone break into the office.
Jax and Sonny try to convince Carly that Michael is safest out of the country but they have different reasons. Carly is just plain pissed at both of them. She leaves to call Jason to see if she can stop them. Jax, to Sonny: "You should stay and eat something. It's better than prison food." Hee. After Jax leaves, Sonny summons Olivia over. He invites her to eat to which she refuses. Then he asks her to tell him about Dante.
Dante visits Lulu. Turned on by Sam and Jason earlier, he grabs Lulu and kisses her. He wants sex. Now.
Epiphany doesn't like seeing Patrick and Robin fight. Robin takes him aside and sincerely tells him that she wants him to go. He doesn't understand why Robin is "always looking for trouble when there is none." Lisa and Steven come over to talk about their case. Robin makes a suggestion but Lisa wants Patrick to look at it because she thinks the problem is neurological.
Kristina asks Mike about Jennifer, the playboy bunny. He comes over and talks to Dante and Jennifer. Kiefer comes in and goes to give Kristina a kiss. He has a big night planned for them on Friday.
Dante's got his shirt off. They're almost there! He could. go. all. the. way! Lulu won't stop talking! And of course Maxie interrupts them. She came home to change.
Jason and Sam get Michael ready to leave. They're about to leave when Carly comes in. She argues with Jason about taking Michael to the island.
Patrick comes into the locker room to talk to Lisa about the case but gets distracted by her bra. Oh, and the boobs in them.
Ethan and Jennifer continue to flirt. As they leave, she even playfully accuses him of being the decoy in the warehouse break in. Keifer once again tells Kristina to wear something "super sexy" when she meets his friends from Harvard on Friday night. He obviously didn't get the message the first time.
Maxie stupidly dawdles. Dante and Lulu try to get her out of there. Doesn't Lulu have a bedroom they can go into? They finally listen to me when Maxie leaves and go to her room. And then Ronnie comes by. How'd he find him there? Does Dante have a tracking device in his pants? Ronnie realizes he's interrupting sex but they have police business. They need to go see Sonny.
Olivia sits at another table as she and Sonny talk. She snidely tells Sonny about Dante's childhood heroes. She makes the connection between Spiderman, super-heroes with a secret identity and Dante's current job as an undercover cop. She snarks at Sonny's choices and is happy with her own. He finally has enough, drops down a huge tip and begins to leave but Olivia isn't finished. She's sick of his "woe is me" attitude. She says he did have choices. He could have had help from her family, the Cerillos, etc but he chose to live this life. They get pretty heated. Sonny is smug as always and Olivia is gets more furious with every word that comes out of his mouth. It's kind of an awesome scene.
Carly is finally convinced that Michael should go away. He doesn't want to go but he trusts her.
Put some clothes on, Lisa. They continue discussing the case and Patrick finally says they'll discuss it when she's done. Robin catches the last bit of it.
Spinelli and Maxie are in the place where he pretty much fell in love with her: The storm drain where they got trapped chasing after Diego Alcazar. He has a bat, she's distracted by a rat and he's hurt his foot.
Carly comes to visit Lulu. They've missed each other. Carly wants Lulu to ask Dante to go easy on Sonny on the stand..
Ronnie and Dante are at Sonny's looking through his stuff. Sonny comes in and says that Ronnie isn't welcome. Ronnie says he wants to talk to Michael. Sonny's pissed that Dante would let Ronnie in to harrass Michael.
Patrick and Robin fight again about what Patrick wants.
Spinelli uses his laptop to find out exactly where they are. He has a connection down there? The grate falls. They're trapped again. Imagine that.
Sam is sleeping on the plane. Jason and Michael talk about what they can do on the island. He reminisces about Michael as a baby. Michael wants Jason to let him grow up.
Lulu says she can't help Carly and Carly understands. Lulu believes that Sonny belongs in prison. Carly thinks Dante and Sonny will eventually connect.
Dante wants Michael to respect the law but Sonny thinks Dante is just using him. Ronnie figures out that Michael has probably left the country by now. He threatens Sonny that he'll find Michael to use him against Sonny.
-end
Maxie is still holding the butter knife at the fake serial killer accusing him like people normally do every day. Fake french serial killer: Quoi??
Epiphany is happy to see Lisa at the nurse's station. She loved the Beyonce concert. I thought Beyonce was taking a break. Patrick walks by and makes a crack about Lisa being Epiphany's favorite. Lisa is surprised to see Patrick at work. Obviously, Patrick can handle his liquor. Lisa asks if he wants to do it again. When Robin walks by, she pretends that she was asking both of them.
Dante is still knocking on Jason's door saying, "I know you're home". Michael rushes upstairs and Sam answers the door making it look like she and Jason were just having sex. She's a little better at it, taking off her shirt and breathing heavily while Jason just lays there on the couch. I bet that's pretty accurate. Dante says he's looking for Michael.
Sonny and Carly are arguing about Michael. Jax looks happy but Olivia tells him not to look so smug because fighting is "foreplay for these two." Jax makes his way over. He warns them to keep it down unless they want everyone to know what Michael did. He then says Sonny is right. I guess we're supposed to be surprised by that, but I still thing Jax's main intentions are to keep his family safe, despite what Carly thinks.
Credits
Maxie bumbles that maybe she made a mistake. Chef wanders off, annoyed. Maxie calls him "fake french guy" (I said it first!) and then vows that 'her Jackal' will get him.
Robin wants to go home after work. Patrick decides he does too. Lisa goads him and Robin says that he doesn't have to go home just because she does. Before Patrick can make a decision, Epiphany has a new job for Lisa. Robin again tells Patrick that he can go if he wants. Patrick wants to be with his wife.
Dante tries to convince Jason and Sam to get Michael to see him. Jason plays(?) stupid. Sam does everything in her power to convince Dante that she and Jason just want to have sex. Seriously, she's really laying it on thick. Dante leaves. Michael comes down, appalled at Dante's sudden caring. Jason says it's all an act.
Sonny, Jax and Carly argue about stupid things. Sonny argues like a three year old. They call each other arrogant until finally Carly says it's her decision and she's not letting Michael go.
Robin finally admits that she gets pissed off by Lisa, especially when Lisa invites Patrick out and then pretends to invite Robin out as well. Patrick insists he wants to spend time at home with her and Emma but Robin thinks he's just being nice. She starts becoming the standoffish Robin we knew way back when she and Patrick first started dating. Patrick compares the wild days he left behind to the Paris and Sonny days that Robin left behind. Instead of just accepting it, Robin gets bitchy and leaves.
Maxie comes back to the metro court lobby where Spinelli is still on the phone. Maxie tells Spinelli about what happened with the fake serial killer. Maxie thinks she might have ruined things but Spinelli says there are other ways to get him. He says they're more dangerous which excites Maxie. Again, is it really smart to make up a case about a serial killer to get your girlfriend to find you hot and dangerous when her sister was killed by a serial killer?
Kristina comes to Kelly's and sees Ethan. After Mike takes her order, she goes and flirts with Ethan. Ethan again tries to dissuade any flirting. His date, the playmate bunny, comes in and Ethan goes to kiss her hello. She doesn't seem too upset that Bernie is mad at her for abandoning her post and letting someone break into the office.
Jax and Sonny try to convince Carly that Michael is safest out of the country but they have different reasons. Carly is just plain pissed at both of them. She leaves to call Jason to see if she can stop them. Jax, to Sonny: "You should stay and eat something. It's better than prison food." Hee. After Jax leaves, Sonny summons Olivia over. He invites her to eat to which she refuses. Then he asks her to tell him about Dante.
Dante visits Lulu. Turned on by Sam and Jason earlier, he grabs Lulu and kisses her. He wants sex. Now.
Epiphany doesn't like seeing Patrick and Robin fight. Robin takes him aside and sincerely tells him that she wants him to go. He doesn't understand why Robin is "always looking for trouble when there is none." Lisa and Steven come over to talk about their case. Robin makes a suggestion but Lisa wants Patrick to look at it because she thinks the problem is neurological.
Kristina asks Mike about Jennifer, the playboy bunny. He comes over and talks to Dante and Jennifer. Kiefer comes in and goes to give Kristina a kiss. He has a big night planned for them on Friday.
Dante's got his shirt off. They're almost there! He could. go. all. the. way! Lulu won't stop talking! And of course Maxie interrupts them. She came home to change.
Jason and Sam get Michael ready to leave. They're about to leave when Carly comes in. She argues with Jason about taking Michael to the island.
Patrick comes into the locker room to talk to Lisa about the case but gets distracted by her bra. Oh, and the boobs in them.
Ethan and Jennifer continue to flirt. As they leave, she even playfully accuses him of being the decoy in the warehouse break in. Keifer once again tells Kristina to wear something "super sexy" when she meets his friends from Harvard on Friday night. He obviously didn't get the message the first time.
Maxie stupidly dawdles. Dante and Lulu try to get her out of there. Doesn't Lulu have a bedroom they can go into? They finally listen to me when Maxie leaves and go to her room. And then Ronnie comes by. How'd he find him there? Does Dante have a tracking device in his pants? Ronnie realizes he's interrupting sex but they have police business. They need to go see Sonny.
Olivia sits at another table as she and Sonny talk. She snidely tells Sonny about Dante's childhood heroes. She makes the connection between Spiderman, super-heroes with a secret identity and Dante's current job as an undercover cop. She snarks at Sonny's choices and is happy with her own. He finally has enough, drops down a huge tip and begins to leave but Olivia isn't finished. She's sick of his "woe is me" attitude. She says he did have choices. He could have had help from her family, the Cerillos, etc but he chose to live this life. They get pretty heated. Sonny is smug as always and Olivia is gets more furious with every word that comes out of his mouth. It's kind of an awesome scene.
Carly is finally convinced that Michael should go away. He doesn't want to go but he trusts her.
Put some clothes on, Lisa. They continue discussing the case and Patrick finally says they'll discuss it when she's done. Robin catches the last bit of it.
Spinelli and Maxie are in the place where he pretty much fell in love with her: The storm drain where they got trapped chasing after Diego Alcazar. He has a bat, she's distracted by a rat and he's hurt his foot.
Carly comes to visit Lulu. They've missed each other. Carly wants Lulu to ask Dante to go easy on Sonny on the stand..
Ronnie and Dante are at Sonny's looking through his stuff. Sonny comes in and says that Ronnie isn't welcome. Ronnie says he wants to talk to Michael. Sonny's pissed that Dante would let Ronnie in to harrass Michael.
Patrick and Robin fight again about what Patrick wants.
Spinelli uses his laptop to find out exactly where they are. He has a connection down there? The grate falls. They're trapped again. Imagine that.
Sam is sleeping on the plane. Jason and Michael talk about what they can do on the island. He reminisces about Michael as a baby. Michael wants Jason to let him grow up.
Lulu says she can't help Carly and Carly understands. Lulu believes that Sonny belongs in prison. Carly thinks Dante and Sonny will eventually connect.
Dante wants Michael to respect the law but Sonny thinks Dante is just using him. Ronnie figures out that Michael has probably left the country by now. He threatens Sonny that he'll find Michael to use him against Sonny.
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Monday, March 8, 2010
March 8, 2010
Week two of unemployment and I'm doin' fineeeee. It's 60 degrees in NYC and I'm doin' fiiiiine.
So at the Haunted Star, it looks like Luke is trying to stop Lucky from arresting Ethan until he realizes that it will get Ethan out of the country. He doesn't like the fact that Ethan went on a suicide mission at the Corinthos warehouse. He thinks Ethan should go down to Sydney, do all the hustling he can and after a month, they'll get his Visa sorted and he can come back... missing the whole Johnny debacle.
Speaking of Johnny, he doesn't seem to be too surprised about getting shot. Even if it is a paint ball. He is, however pissed that his $500 leather jacket is ruined. I guess the boy has learned something from Maxie.
Sonny doesn't care if Dante comes after him. He just doesn't want him to use Michael to do it. After all the speeches that Sonny gave Dante about joining the family, he wants to know why Sonny has a problem with him talking to his "little brother".
Credits
Lucky and Luke gang up on Ethan. Neither of them want him messing around with Johnny. They give him all the reasons: Johnny has a death wish, Sonny is dangerous, and Jason knows. Ethan insists he's just a con man and not "working" with Johnny. Luke says Dante is under Sonny's protection but Lucky isn't assured since Michael was also under Sonny's protection and was shot. In the head.
For some reason, Jason is still holding the fake gun on Johnny. He knows it's a paint gun, Jason. He thinks this proves how easy it would be for Jason to kill him. He turns around and then Johnny pulls a real gun on him, proving how easy it would be for him to shoot Jason.
Nikolas and Elizabeth argue about the trust. I think Crazy is getting better because she's having a pretty awesome moment of clarity. She realizes how great Lucky is and she knows that they'll never get back together, but I think the main thing she realizes is that she doesn't need a man in her life right now. But three kids, medical bills, job in crisis...you're going to need something, Elizabeth. She also doesn't want money "tainted" by the Cassadines. Nikolas isn't really happy to hear all this. He leaves.
Carly and Olivia plan a meal. Olivia thinks Sonny's trial is going to be tough for everyone and she's glad Carly is preparing this special meal for Jax and her. But it turns out, it's for Sonny. Why? I don't know. Olivia doesn't know either and isn't afraid to speak her mind on the subject.
Sonny yells at Michael to leave so he can talk to Dante alone. Sonny warns Dante that his interference could hurt Michael. Dante is appalled because he's suddenly realizing what the rest of us have known for years: Sonny's ability to turn everything bad into someone else's fault. It's kind of funny how strongly the writers make that argument through characters like Patrick and Dante even though Sonny always wins anyway. It's like the writers are secretly trying to fight back against TPTB. Use your words, writers! Use your words!
Ethan continues to deny his involvement with Johnny but Luke and Lucky don't buy it. They think that even if that's true, it's what it looks like to the outside eye. Lucky gives up. He leaves, warning Ethan to get his green card.
Now Johnny has hisgun pointed at Jason. He tells Jason that he has had many opportunities to kill him but he won't do that. Johnny let's his gun arm fall. Jason wishes Johnny would reconsider what he's doing. Johnny doesn't get how Jason can't understand why he's doing what he's doing. He knows Jason would do the same thing if it were Carly or Emily. Jason warns him one last time not to push him before he leaves.
Maxie and Spinelli are at the Metro-Court lobby doing fake surveillance. He's worried about dragging her into this but she's OK. She doesn't get the fake importance of it. He tells her more about the fake serial killer by telling her about fake victims and brings her in like he's telling a ghost story at a campfire. Maxie gets a call from Kate. She tells (fake) Kate that she can't make it into the office.
Dante is worried about Michael and the pressure of knowing what happened to Claudia. He's not wrong. Sonny tells Dante the whole fake story about Claudia's death. He then walks over to camera A and has a moment.
Lainie brings Nikolas and Lucky into Elizabeth's room for a group session.
Tracy comes to the Haunted Star. She thinks Luke called her because he wants money to which Luke is fake-offended. She reminds him that he married her for his money. Luke tells Tracy about Ethan's immigration status. He thinks Ethan needs to get married which Ethan is vehemently against. Tracy has an idea.
Jax sees Olivia setting up a table for Carly. He notices Carly's favorite flowers and thinks it's a dinner for him. Carly comes in, looking fabulous. Jax is thrilled until she says the dinner (and the dress) is for Sonny.
Elizabeth talks about her world bottoming out when Lucky found out about her and Nikolas. She goes on to talk about her affair with Nikolas and what prompted it.
Tracy is on the phone with her pilot telling him to fuel the jet and make a flight plan to Vegas. Her plan is to divorce Luke and marry Ethan. Eww. And Hah! Ethan is a bit uncomfortable about the idea at first but when he sees how uneasy it makes Luke, he warms up to it. Luke, "Over my dead body." Tracy & Ethan together: "Okay!" Hee.
Sonny wants Jason and Sam to take Michael to the island until the trial is over.
Jax pretends he's not jealous and Carly pretends she's not trying to make him jealous. He calls her bluff by having dinner with his own companion tonight. He chooses Olivia. Olivia: "Hell no."
Dante is at the shop talking to Johnny. They discuss cars and Olivia and the case. Dante tries to ask Johnny about Michael but Johnny snaps to leave Michael alone. I really think Johnny knows that Michael killed Claudia but for the life of me, I can't remember how. I don't know why I got that in my head. It's just as justifiable that he's doing it because he thinks Michael witnessed Sonny killing Claudia and empathizes with the kid.
Jason orders Michael to pack his bag for the island. Michael says he's not going.
Dante knows that Johnny's reaction means that Michael knows something. Johnny tells Dante to just be a big brother. Dante wants to do that by getting Michael away from Sonny. He realizes that Sonny probably thinks Dante wants Michael as a witness and will be sending him out of the country.
Spinelli shows Maxie a picture of the fake serial killer. She thinks he looks too ordinary. Spinelli gets Maxie excited about the case by telling her she can help with her fashion expertise. Spinelli gets distracted by a phone call when Maxie sees the serial killer leaving the metro-court. After a failed attempt to get Spinelli's attention, she follows the fake serial killer.
Tracy teases Luke about the family dynamics of her marrying Ethan. Luke asks Ethan to give them a moment alone. Ethan does, but not before calling Tracy, "Spanky". Hee. Luke tells Tracy he thinks it's a good idea but he wants to be paid: 40K a month, a lamborghini and a wing of the Quartermaine mansion. She calls his bluff. He folds because he wuvs Twacy. Aww.
Lainie thinks there's something from Nikolas that Elizabeth needed and wants to know what it was. Lucky interrupts. He thinks it's partly his fault because he kept seeing Elizabeth through the eyes of the teenager he was and he didn't realize how much she's changed. He knows Nikolas was probably an escape from that.
Maxie confronts the serial killer. The fake french chef serial killer is delighted a young girl is interested in him. He tries to bring her with him but she holds a butter knife on him. The music tells us how fake this is and that it's supposed to be funny. But it's just kinda sad.
Outside the Shadybrook room, Nik and Lucky talk. Nikolas has made it clear that he wants this child to be his and he wants Elizabeth. Now he wants to know what Lucky wants.
Inside, Elizabeth wants Lucky back and says she'll always want him.
Back outside, Lucky says that he too wants the baby to be Nik's.
Sonny shows up to the candlelit dinner. Over at the bar, Jax is jealous and Olivia tells him to go home. He doesn't listen because he wants to see how "this plays out." At the table, Carly tells Sonny to ignore Jax which he happily does. Sonny tells Carly about Michael's 'almost-confession' and says Jason and Sam are taking him out of the country. From the bar, Jax notices that whatever Sonny said, Carly didn't like it. Carly is pissed and wants Sonny to find another solution.
Jason and Sam are getting ready to go with Michael. Michael doesn't like it. Before they can leave, Dante knocks at his door. He wants to talk to Jason about Michael.
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So at the Haunted Star, it looks like Luke is trying to stop Lucky from arresting Ethan until he realizes that it will get Ethan out of the country. He doesn't like the fact that Ethan went on a suicide mission at the Corinthos warehouse. He thinks Ethan should go down to Sydney, do all the hustling he can and after a month, they'll get his Visa sorted and he can come back... missing the whole Johnny debacle.
Speaking of Johnny, he doesn't seem to be too surprised about getting shot. Even if it is a paint ball. He is, however pissed that his $500 leather jacket is ruined. I guess the boy has learned something from Maxie.
Sonny doesn't care if Dante comes after him. He just doesn't want him to use Michael to do it. After all the speeches that Sonny gave Dante about joining the family, he wants to know why Sonny has a problem with him talking to his "little brother".
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Lucky and Luke gang up on Ethan. Neither of them want him messing around with Johnny. They give him all the reasons: Johnny has a death wish, Sonny is dangerous, and Jason knows. Ethan insists he's just a con man and not "working" with Johnny. Luke says Dante is under Sonny's protection but Lucky isn't assured since Michael was also under Sonny's protection and was shot. In the head.
For some reason, Jason is still holding the fake gun on Johnny. He knows it's a paint gun, Jason. He thinks this proves how easy it would be for Jason to kill him. He turns around and then Johnny pulls a real gun on him, proving how easy it would be for him to shoot Jason.
Nikolas and Elizabeth argue about the trust. I think Crazy is getting better because she's having a pretty awesome moment of clarity. She realizes how great Lucky is and she knows that they'll never get back together, but I think the main thing she realizes is that she doesn't need a man in her life right now. But three kids, medical bills, job in crisis...you're going to need something, Elizabeth. She also doesn't want money "tainted" by the Cassadines. Nikolas isn't really happy to hear all this. He leaves.
Carly and Olivia plan a meal. Olivia thinks Sonny's trial is going to be tough for everyone and she's glad Carly is preparing this special meal for Jax and her. But it turns out, it's for Sonny. Why? I don't know. Olivia doesn't know either and isn't afraid to speak her mind on the subject.
Sonny yells at Michael to leave so he can talk to Dante alone. Sonny warns Dante that his interference could hurt Michael. Dante is appalled because he's suddenly realizing what the rest of us have known for years: Sonny's ability to turn everything bad into someone else's fault. It's kind of funny how strongly the writers make that argument through characters like Patrick and Dante even though Sonny always wins anyway. It's like the writers are secretly trying to fight back against TPTB. Use your words, writers! Use your words!
Ethan continues to deny his involvement with Johnny but Luke and Lucky don't buy it. They think that even if that's true, it's what it looks like to the outside eye. Lucky gives up. He leaves, warning Ethan to get his green card.
Now Johnny has hisgun pointed at Jason. He tells Jason that he has had many opportunities to kill him but he won't do that. Johnny let's his gun arm fall. Jason wishes Johnny would reconsider what he's doing. Johnny doesn't get how Jason can't understand why he's doing what he's doing. He knows Jason would do the same thing if it were Carly or Emily. Jason warns him one last time not to push him before he leaves.
Maxie and Spinelli are at the Metro-Court lobby doing fake surveillance. He's worried about dragging her into this but she's OK. She doesn't get the fake importance of it. He tells her more about the fake serial killer by telling her about fake victims and brings her in like he's telling a ghost story at a campfire. Maxie gets a call from Kate. She tells (fake) Kate that she can't make it into the office.
Dante is worried about Michael and the pressure of knowing what happened to Claudia. He's not wrong. Sonny tells Dante the whole fake story about Claudia's death. He then walks over to camera A and has a moment.
Lainie brings Nikolas and Lucky into Elizabeth's room for a group session.
Tracy comes to the Haunted Star. She thinks Luke called her because he wants money to which Luke is fake-offended. She reminds him that he married her for his money. Luke tells Tracy about Ethan's immigration status. He thinks Ethan needs to get married which Ethan is vehemently against. Tracy has an idea.
Jax sees Olivia setting up a table for Carly. He notices Carly's favorite flowers and thinks it's a dinner for him. Carly comes in, looking fabulous. Jax is thrilled until she says the dinner (and the dress) is for Sonny.
Elizabeth talks about her world bottoming out when Lucky found out about her and Nikolas. She goes on to talk about her affair with Nikolas and what prompted it.
Tracy is on the phone with her pilot telling him to fuel the jet and make a flight plan to Vegas. Her plan is to divorce Luke and marry Ethan. Eww. And Hah! Ethan is a bit uncomfortable about the idea at first but when he sees how uneasy it makes Luke, he warms up to it. Luke, "Over my dead body." Tracy & Ethan together: "Okay!" Hee.
Sonny wants Jason and Sam to take Michael to the island until the trial is over.
Jax pretends he's not jealous and Carly pretends she's not trying to make him jealous. He calls her bluff by having dinner with his own companion tonight. He chooses Olivia. Olivia: "Hell no."
Dante is at the shop talking to Johnny. They discuss cars and Olivia and the case. Dante tries to ask Johnny about Michael but Johnny snaps to leave Michael alone. I really think Johnny knows that Michael killed Claudia but for the life of me, I can't remember how. I don't know why I got that in my head. It's just as justifiable that he's doing it because he thinks Michael witnessed Sonny killing Claudia and empathizes with the kid.
Jason orders Michael to pack his bag for the island. Michael says he's not going.
Dante knows that Johnny's reaction means that Michael knows something. Johnny tells Dante to just be a big brother. Dante wants to do that by getting Michael away from Sonny. He realizes that Sonny probably thinks Dante wants Michael as a witness and will be sending him out of the country.
Spinelli shows Maxie a picture of the fake serial killer. She thinks he looks too ordinary. Spinelli gets Maxie excited about the case by telling her she can help with her fashion expertise. Spinelli gets distracted by a phone call when Maxie sees the serial killer leaving the metro-court. After a failed attempt to get Spinelli's attention, she follows the fake serial killer.
Tracy teases Luke about the family dynamics of her marrying Ethan. Luke asks Ethan to give them a moment alone. Ethan does, but not before calling Tracy, "Spanky". Hee. Luke tells Tracy he thinks it's a good idea but he wants to be paid: 40K a month, a lamborghini and a wing of the Quartermaine mansion. She calls his bluff. He folds because he wuvs Twacy. Aww.
Lainie thinks there's something from Nikolas that Elizabeth needed and wants to know what it was. Lucky interrupts. He thinks it's partly his fault because he kept seeing Elizabeth through the eyes of the teenager he was and he didn't realize how much she's changed. He knows Nikolas was probably an escape from that.
Maxie confronts the serial killer. The fake french chef serial killer is delighted a young girl is interested in him. He tries to bring her with him but she holds a butter knife on him. The music tells us how fake this is and that it's supposed to be funny. But it's just kinda sad.
Outside the Shadybrook room, Nik and Lucky talk. Nikolas has made it clear that he wants this child to be his and he wants Elizabeth. Now he wants to know what Lucky wants.
Inside, Elizabeth wants Lucky back and says she'll always want him.
Back outside, Lucky says that he too wants the baby to be Nik's.
Sonny shows up to the candlelit dinner. Over at the bar, Jax is jealous and Olivia tells him to go home. He doesn't listen because he wants to see how "this plays out." At the table, Carly tells Sonny to ignore Jax which he happily does. Sonny tells Carly about Michael's 'almost-confession' and says Jason and Sam are taking him out of the country. From the bar, Jax notices that whatever Sonny said, Carly didn't like it. Carly is pissed and wants Sonny to find another solution.
Jason and Sam are getting ready to go with Michael. Michael doesn't like it. Before they can leave, Dante knocks at his door. He wants to talk to Jason about Michael.
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Friday, March 5, 2010
March 5, 2010
Day Five of Unemployment. That's one week! I'm going to see Alice in Wonderland soon so let's get started!
Johnny is watching a masked Lucky at Jake's. He asks, "What's with the mask?" Lucky: "You tell me." Meanwhile Maxie is still staring at Johnny and Spinelli doesn't like it. She again says she likes how Johnny is willing to stand up for what he believes in. At the bar, Lucky tells Johnny about what he saw at Bernie's, accusing Johnny. Johnny says he's got the wrong guy.
Jason and Carly ponder Franco's intent with the picture and his message "Kill soon or I'll have to kill first".
Sonny has been summoned to the PCPD. He thought it was Dante but it wasn't. It was Claire. She reintroduces herself to Sonny telling him that she's the woman who's going to put him in prison with Dante's help. Cocky, ain't she?
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Carly thinks Franco is trying to scare them regarding Michael. Jason thinks it's about him. They agree that they've made a lot of mistakes but they also agree they need to concentrate on Sonny.
Lucky throws the mask down at Johnny. Johnny says it's not his.
Maxie tries to explain Lucky and Johnny's psyches to Spinelli. He's interrupted by a call from Jason. Maxie is proud of him but Spinelli's ego is still pretty bruised. Maxie gets up and bangs into a very very big man. They apologize to each other but Spin takes it as an opportunity to get all manly and challenges the guy to a duel. But in latin. So the guy doesn't understand what he means. No one really understands what he means. Maxie gets him out of it and then chides Spinelli for getting himself in trouble.
Lucky continues to question Johnny. He tells Johnny the police aren't his enemy and that Sonny is. Since Johnny has been breaking the law quite a lot lately, aren't they both his enemy?
Diane and Alexis' new law offices look fabulous. And...not unlike the metro-court. After a few busy phone calls, they get settled in the same office because Diane's office isn't finished yet. Alexis would "rather be slowly roasted over hot coals." Diane looks sad. Aww. But hey, if a character gets her own set, she should be around for a while. I don't know why Diane still doesn't have a contract. She's awesome on Cougar Town as well. Check her out!
Claire has questions for Sonny but he tells her to call his lawyer. He tells Dante that he shouldn't be out of the hospital so soon. Dante is pissed at Claire, saying she brought Sonny in on purpose to test whether he'd testify against his father. Claire, "Guilty as charged." And then to Sonny, "Does that sound familiar? Probably not, but it will soon." Hee! Sonny again tells her to call his lawyer. Claire tells him she can't wait to see him in court and walks off. Sonny thinks she's just scared and that's why she's trying to intimidate him. Dante thinks Sonny should be afraid and he'll be proud and honored to put him in prison.
Lucky basically warns Johnny to tone it down. Johnny reveals nothing. Ethan comes in. Lucky tells Johnny if he wants to go on a suicide mission, he'll let him. But he won't let Johnny take Ethan along.
Jason is putting Spinelli to work at his pad. He wants Spinelli to find Franco. Once he does, Spinelli wants to go after Franco with Jason. Jason tells him he needs him at the computer. Spinelli goes on one of his whiney, self-loathing journeys. Jason doesn't know why Spinelli wants the adventure when his talent is in computers. He tells Spinelli to make a video game about sleuthing and make millions. Spinelli gets a light bulb over his head.
Alexis doesn't want to work face to face with Diane because she doesn't like the yakking and the sex whispering with Max. She thinks she won't be able to focus. Diane tries convincing her. And not much else happens in this scene but it's very entertaining. I think Alexis should start dating Milo. They can double! Alexis is really being a baby about the whole shared space thing and then ends up in the broom closet. Why can't she work at the reception desk?
Sonny talks about that time he wanted Dante to take over his organization. Dante gets all nervous and fidgety and defensive. And Sonny talks about unconditional love and the "if I had known" bullshit that he brings up constantly and building on what they've got. Dante: "...which is nothing". Dante says he has to work on dismantling the rest of the organization when Sonny's in prison. It's all more complicated than Dante is saying and I wish he would realize it and talk to someone about it. More than he let's spill to Lulu. I'd like to see this character have a real break down about the fact that his dad is pretty much who he considers to be the anti-christ. And as much as I'd like to see Sonny in jail or...you know...dead, I want to see the struggle inside Dante and eventually have himself taken off the case. He already gets a little crazy when Sonny tells him that he's under his protection. Which is another deluded condescending Sonny thing. Dante tries to make it clear that he'll do everything he can to put Sonny in prison (except tell that Sonny shot him in the chest). Dante tells Sonny that he's just someone who "got [his] mom pregnant and then moved on to her cousin." Sonny compares their shared stubbornness.
Alexis has apparently decided that the desk with Diane is better than the broom closet. They argue about food in the office and personal pictures on the desk. Alexis drives out Diane with her bologna sandwich when Nik stops by. He wanted to see the new office. She tells Nikolas about Elizabeth's reaction to the trust.
Lucky tells Jason about his run-in with Johnny. Why is Lucky reporting to Jason? I know he's there to ask Jason to look the other way, but he could lie about what he found out.
Sonny is now at the Haunted Star having a drink with Luke. Luke rambles about Joey Limbo and Jason and Johnny and Ethan. He's worried about his son. He wants to make sure that Ethan is safe from Sonny's mob enforcing.
Carly visits Michael at Sonny's. Michael hates that he can't go anywhere without Max or Milo. Carly doesn't want another confession. Michael hates all the lying. Isn't he the one that wants in Sonny's organization? He'll have to do a ton more lying then.
Dante hates being set up! But it's Claire's job to get the truth! Claire goes over the evidence. She reminds me of one of those Charmed girls but much less annoying. Claire let's slip that she may be worried about losing the case. He tells her about the almost-confession of Michael's which Claire didn't know. Dante doesn't want Michael on the stand but Claire wants to use everything possible to put Sonny in prison.
Nikolas thinks that Elizabeth will come around. He doesn't even care if the baby is Lucky's. Alexis: "You have a son that you barely see. Why do you want another child?" Hee. I love how everyone picks up on that. Nikolas just wants to provide financial support. I wonder when they're going to SORAS Spencer. Nik leaves and Diane comes back in. Diane thinks Alexis should be charging Nikolas especially if Sonny goes to prison, their main source of income will be gone.
Elizabeth is rocking in her crazy rocking chair. She gets a visit from Steven who has brought brownies which reminds her of the four musketeers. She's come to a decision: It doesn't matter who her baby daddy is, she's going to raise the kids herself. Steven wonders if she can do that.
Michael is whining again. Carly brags to her son about being an amazing liar. Gosh, she's a great mom.
Sonny reassures Luke that they're cool. Luke talks about Karma and how the two of them ended up with sons that are cops.
Lucky keeps talking about his theories on Johnny...to Jason. He pleads with Jason to leave Johnny and Ethan alone. Spinelli overhears. After Lucky leaves, Spinelli worries about Johnny. Jason doesn't want to retaliate but he thinks he may have to if Johnny pushes too hard. Another light bulb goes up over Spinelli's head. I hope we get to hear about it this time.
Elizabeth is insulted at the insinuation that she can't make it as a single mom. Steven just thinks she should be reasonable because having a job with three kids and Gram "getting older" (ouch!), is going to be hard without keeping her options open.
Lucky orders a ginger ale from Ethan at the Haunted Star. Does this place ever have more than one customer at a time? I miss Luke's old place. Lucky apologizes about how awful he was to Ethan when Ethan first came to town. He compliments Ethan on being a good brother and wants to return the favor. He asks Ethan if he has a green card.
Maxie rushes home to Spinelli after getting a frantic message. Spinelli tells Maxie about a fake(?) case involving a serial killer at the metro-court. He asks for Maxie's help. Is that wise considering her sister was murdered by a serial killer? She wants to help him.
Dante visits the Corinthos house and finds Michael. Michael says that Sonny isn't home but Dante came to talk to him.
Ethan doesn't admit that he's illegal. Lucky tells Ethan that he'll be safer back in Australia. Ethan doesn't agree, so Lucky tries to arrest him when Luke walks in.
Nikolas visits Elizabeth. She doesn't want help. Nikolas brings up the fact that Jason set up a trust for Jake. He wants to know why Jason can help his kid, but he can't.
Johnny arrives home to his garage front and Jason shoots him with a paint ball. I want to play! I want to play!
Dante wants Michael to have a better life. Michael thinks he'd have a better life if Dante lies on the stand. They argue about Sonny and it seems Michael is about to confess when Sonny comes in and tells Dante to leave. Dante asks Sonny why he's being so unwelcoming. He asks Sonny if it's because he thinks he may find out the "big bad truth". He says he may already know. I guess we'll find that out on Monday. Or I can just tell you now: He doesn't.
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Johnny is watching a masked Lucky at Jake's. He asks, "What's with the mask?" Lucky: "You tell me." Meanwhile Maxie is still staring at Johnny and Spinelli doesn't like it. She again says she likes how Johnny is willing to stand up for what he believes in. At the bar, Lucky tells Johnny about what he saw at Bernie's, accusing Johnny. Johnny says he's got the wrong guy.
Jason and Carly ponder Franco's intent with the picture and his message "Kill soon or I'll have to kill first".
Sonny has been summoned to the PCPD. He thought it was Dante but it wasn't. It was Claire. She reintroduces herself to Sonny telling him that she's the woman who's going to put him in prison with Dante's help. Cocky, ain't she?
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Carly thinks Franco is trying to scare them regarding Michael. Jason thinks it's about him. They agree that they've made a lot of mistakes but they also agree they need to concentrate on Sonny.
Lucky throws the mask down at Johnny. Johnny says it's not his.
Maxie tries to explain Lucky and Johnny's psyches to Spinelli. He's interrupted by a call from Jason. Maxie is proud of him but Spinelli's ego is still pretty bruised. Maxie gets up and bangs into a very very big man. They apologize to each other but Spin takes it as an opportunity to get all manly and challenges the guy to a duel. But in latin. So the guy doesn't understand what he means. No one really understands what he means. Maxie gets him out of it and then chides Spinelli for getting himself in trouble.
Lucky continues to question Johnny. He tells Johnny the police aren't his enemy and that Sonny is. Since Johnny has been breaking the law quite a lot lately, aren't they both his enemy?
Diane and Alexis' new law offices look fabulous. And...not unlike the metro-court. After a few busy phone calls, they get settled in the same office because Diane's office isn't finished yet. Alexis would "rather be slowly roasted over hot coals." Diane looks sad. Aww. But hey, if a character gets her own set, she should be around for a while. I don't know why Diane still doesn't have a contract. She's awesome on Cougar Town as well. Check her out!
Claire has questions for Sonny but he tells her to call his lawyer. He tells Dante that he shouldn't be out of the hospital so soon. Dante is pissed at Claire, saying she brought Sonny in on purpose to test whether he'd testify against his father. Claire, "Guilty as charged." And then to Sonny, "Does that sound familiar? Probably not, but it will soon." Hee! Sonny again tells her to call his lawyer. Claire tells him she can't wait to see him in court and walks off. Sonny thinks she's just scared and that's why she's trying to intimidate him. Dante thinks Sonny should be afraid and he'll be proud and honored to put him in prison.
Lucky basically warns Johnny to tone it down. Johnny reveals nothing. Ethan comes in. Lucky tells Johnny if he wants to go on a suicide mission, he'll let him. But he won't let Johnny take Ethan along.
Jason is putting Spinelli to work at his pad. He wants Spinelli to find Franco. Once he does, Spinelli wants to go after Franco with Jason. Jason tells him he needs him at the computer. Spinelli goes on one of his whiney, self-loathing journeys. Jason doesn't know why Spinelli wants the adventure when his talent is in computers. He tells Spinelli to make a video game about sleuthing and make millions. Spinelli gets a light bulb over his head.
Alexis doesn't want to work face to face with Diane because she doesn't like the yakking and the sex whispering with Max. She thinks she won't be able to focus. Diane tries convincing her. And not much else happens in this scene but it's very entertaining. I think Alexis should start dating Milo. They can double! Alexis is really being a baby about the whole shared space thing and then ends up in the broom closet. Why can't she work at the reception desk?
Sonny talks about that time he wanted Dante to take over his organization. Dante gets all nervous and fidgety and defensive. And Sonny talks about unconditional love and the "if I had known" bullshit that he brings up constantly and building on what they've got. Dante: "...which is nothing". Dante says he has to work on dismantling the rest of the organization when Sonny's in prison. It's all more complicated than Dante is saying and I wish he would realize it and talk to someone about it. More than he let's spill to Lulu. I'd like to see this character have a real break down about the fact that his dad is pretty much who he considers to be the anti-christ. And as much as I'd like to see Sonny in jail or...you know...dead, I want to see the struggle inside Dante and eventually have himself taken off the case. He already gets a little crazy when Sonny tells him that he's under his protection. Which is another deluded condescending Sonny thing. Dante tries to make it clear that he'll do everything he can to put Sonny in prison (except tell that Sonny shot him in the chest). Dante tells Sonny that he's just someone who "got [his] mom pregnant and then moved on to her cousin." Sonny compares their shared stubbornness.
Alexis has apparently decided that the desk with Diane is better than the broom closet. They argue about food in the office and personal pictures on the desk. Alexis drives out Diane with her bologna sandwich when Nik stops by. He wanted to see the new office. She tells Nikolas about Elizabeth's reaction to the trust.
Lucky tells Jason about his run-in with Johnny. Why is Lucky reporting to Jason? I know he's there to ask Jason to look the other way, but he could lie about what he found out.
Sonny is now at the Haunted Star having a drink with Luke. Luke rambles about Joey Limbo and Jason and Johnny and Ethan. He's worried about his son. He wants to make sure that Ethan is safe from Sonny's mob enforcing.
Carly visits Michael at Sonny's. Michael hates that he can't go anywhere without Max or Milo. Carly doesn't want another confession. Michael hates all the lying. Isn't he the one that wants in Sonny's organization? He'll have to do a ton more lying then.
Dante hates being set up! But it's Claire's job to get the truth! Claire goes over the evidence. She reminds me of one of those Charmed girls but much less annoying. Claire let's slip that she may be worried about losing the case. He tells her about the almost-confession of Michael's which Claire didn't know. Dante doesn't want Michael on the stand but Claire wants to use everything possible to put Sonny in prison.
Nikolas thinks that Elizabeth will come around. He doesn't even care if the baby is Lucky's. Alexis: "You have a son that you barely see. Why do you want another child?" Hee. I love how everyone picks up on that. Nikolas just wants to provide financial support. I wonder when they're going to SORAS Spencer. Nik leaves and Diane comes back in. Diane thinks Alexis should be charging Nikolas especially if Sonny goes to prison, their main source of income will be gone.
Elizabeth is rocking in her crazy rocking chair. She gets a visit from Steven who has brought brownies which reminds her of the four musketeers. She's come to a decision: It doesn't matter who her baby daddy is, she's going to raise the kids herself. Steven wonders if she can do that.
Michael is whining again. Carly brags to her son about being an amazing liar. Gosh, she's a great mom.
Sonny reassures Luke that they're cool. Luke talks about Karma and how the two of them ended up with sons that are cops.
Lucky keeps talking about his theories on Johnny...to Jason. He pleads with Jason to leave Johnny and Ethan alone. Spinelli overhears. After Lucky leaves, Spinelli worries about Johnny. Jason doesn't want to retaliate but he thinks he may have to if Johnny pushes too hard. Another light bulb goes up over Spinelli's head. I hope we get to hear about it this time.
Elizabeth is insulted at the insinuation that she can't make it as a single mom. Steven just thinks she should be reasonable because having a job with three kids and Gram "getting older" (ouch!), is going to be hard without keeping her options open.
Lucky orders a ginger ale from Ethan at the Haunted Star. Does this place ever have more than one customer at a time? I miss Luke's old place. Lucky apologizes about how awful he was to Ethan when Ethan first came to town. He compliments Ethan on being a good brother and wants to return the favor. He asks Ethan if he has a green card.
Maxie rushes home to Spinelli after getting a frantic message. Spinelli tells Maxie about a fake(?) case involving a serial killer at the metro-court. He asks for Maxie's help. Is that wise considering her sister was murdered by a serial killer? She wants to help him.
Dante visits the Corinthos house and finds Michael. Michael says that Sonny isn't home but Dante came to talk to him.
Ethan doesn't admit that he's illegal. Lucky tells Ethan that he'll be safer back in Australia. Ethan doesn't agree, so Lucky tries to arrest him when Luke walks in.
Nikolas visits Elizabeth. She doesn't want help. Nikolas brings up the fact that Jason set up a trust for Jake. He wants to know why Jason can help his kid, but he can't.
Johnny arrives home to his garage front and Jason shoots him with a paint ball. I want to play! I want to play!
Dante wants Michael to have a better life. Michael thinks he'd have a better life if Dante lies on the stand. They argue about Sonny and it seems Michael is about to confess when Sonny comes in and tells Dante to leave. Dante asks Sonny why he's being so unwelcoming. He asks Sonny if it's because he thinks he may find out the "big bad truth". He says he may already know. I guess we'll find that out on Monday. Or I can just tell you now: He doesn't.
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Thursday, March 4, 2010
March 4, 2010
Day four of unemployment and it's hard to keep track of days! I can't believe it's Thursday.
Here we go:
We repeat a bit of what we saw yesterday with Lucky chasing a masked Johnny. Nikolas is signing the trust papers and Elizabeth is getting her test. And bang!
Nikolas wants Alexis to file the paperwork asap. As an attorney, she'll do it but as his aunt, she wants to just burn the papers up because she thinks this will make Elizabeth and the baby targets for Helena.
Crazy is relieved that the test is over. Kelly tells her that she'll know the results in a few days.
Johnny's bullet apparently missed because Lucky is hiding beyond the doorway while Johnny continues to shoot. Johnny jumps over the ledge.
Claire is waiting for Jason at his pad. Sam has let her in. She snarkily compliments Jason on his coffee saying she expects nothing less from a major coffee importer and then tells him that she's glad he's there so she doesn't have to wait for a judge to issue a warrant for his arrest.
Credits; I hope this Claire chick gets a contract but it will be at least 5 years before we see her on the opening credits.
Jason has nothing to say without his attorney. Claire continues to snark about Jason's familiarity with the legal system and then tells him she's calling him to be a witness at Sonny's trial.
Carly is looking for Jax at the metro-court. She finds him and asks him how he slept the previous night thinking her sex-plan worked. It didn't. Jax plays it cool and asks Carly to remember to bring something of Josselyn's the next time she comes over.
Alexis worries more about Helena but Nikolas thinks it'll be fine. Alexis is also worried that Nikolas' motive is to endear himself to Elizabeth.
Elizabeth comes back to nurse's station. Kelly, Epiphany and Robin reassure her that she's well loved there and that her job is ready for her when she's better. Elizabeth is just worried about the results of the paternity test.
Lucky finds Dante at the PCPD when he gets back. He looks all nervous about starting his first day and asks Lucky about the the call. He tells Dante about it and says he's sure it's John Zacchara.
Jax pretends to talk about business but he's really teasing Carly with talk of satin sheets and orgasmic chocolate. She excuses herself. To change? After she's gone, he asks "Joey" at the front desk if Carly was asking about him. What happened to the Asian guy? Jax is pleased to hear that Carly asked about him the moment she walked in the door.
Nik makes it clear that Lucky and Elizabeth are finished. He loves Elizabeth but doesn't think Elizabeth knows what she wants right now. Alexis' advice: "Typically what starts out badly rarely ends well." And she should know. He says if he had to do it all over again, he'd tell Lucky the truth from the beginning and despite everything, he loves Elizabeth.
Maxie is playing hooky from work at Jake's waiting for Spinelli. She bribes Coleman not to tell Kate. She wants to put on some country music and dance with Spinelli and then have sex in her boots. Weird girl. Johnny limps in and orders a bottle of whiskey. Maxie asks him if he's hurt. He says he feels good and takes a big ol' swig.
Lucky tells Dante more about the hit he just stopped. Dante knows that Bernie's is the heart of the organization and also gives some info about Max and Milo's M.O.s involving ex-presidential masks after Lucky pulls out the Clinton mask from a paper bag. They both figure that whoever did this, knows as much as Dante knows. They think that Johnny might just level the playing field with Sonny and Lucky says that Johnny hasn't done too much harm yet. Dante reminds him that he shot at a cop. ...Like your dad? Lucky says it's ok because Johnny was aiming to miss.
Claire thinks Jason will make the perfect witness. She talks a big game about how much she's researched him and how prepared she is. Jason gets her to leave. I hope Claire's bite is worse than her bark.
Robin has brought Elizabeth back to her room at Shadybrook. She thanks Robin for all she's done and then goes on about how stressed she is and how Nikolas brought the kids to see her. She feels like a "bad mom". Robin stopped by Audrey's (when?) and has a card for Elizabeth from the boys. Elizabeth just can't wait to find out the results.
Nikolas talks about Lucky and Elizabeth's history. He admits that the baby could bring them together. He brings up Alexis and Sonny as an example. What? Alexis: "Listen, Sonny and I are not a situation to emulate on any level." Sing it, girl. Nikolas: "Your relationship has evolved to a point where you can defend him on murder charges". Touché, Nikolas. Touché.
Spinelli tells Maxie that someone tried to get into Bernie's place and eluded capture by jumping down two stories. Johnny, who overhears, thinks this is great and wants to toast! Spinelli knows it was Johnny and tells him he doesn't want to toast his path to destruction. Spinelli tells Maxie that he's worried that Johnny will destroy himself. Maxie understands that Johnny wants Sonny to pay for what he did to Johnny's sister.
Lucky says he tries to put his friendship with Sonny aside when going to work. Dante brings up the old adage, "love the sinner, hate the sin" which his mom always told him. Lucky says Dante's mom is a wise woman. Really? I think that's the worst, hypocritical, judgmental, self-important, condescending saying of all times. Lucky says he doesn't know what he'd do if he had to go after Luke the way they're going after Sonny. Dante says Sonny needs to be stopped and Lucky agrees. Ronnie (!) comes out of the interrogation room telling Dante and Lucky that the Feds have put together task-force to take down the mob in Port Charles including the three of them. Whoo hoo! It's like the A-team. Dante gets to be Face.
Carly receives the proofs from Josselyn's christening. Jax comes to look. They try to reconcile saying they want to fight for each other but Carly is still upset that Jax hasn't apologized for setting Sonny up.
Ronnie and Dante question each other's ethics or lack-of.
Maxie understands what it's like to have a sister murdered but Spinelli says revenge is not the answer. She admires Johnny for taking on his cause, having no one to back him up. At the bar, Coleman tells Johnny that his place is neutral territory. Ethan joins Johnny at the bar. Johnny tells him that Lucky showed up before he could get inside Bernie's.
Jason is getting a call from Bernie telling him about the break-in when Lucky shows up. He warns Jason not to go after Johnny because it's his job.
Nikolas arrives at the hospital asking Epiphany about Elizabeth. She tells Nik to ask Robin which he does. Robin assures Nikolas that Elizabeth is fine. Robin feels bad for not giving Nikolas better advice but he says it's OK.
Helena tells the lab technician that she wants to be the first to know the paternity of Elizabeth's baby and then she'll decide what to tell Lucky and Nikolas.
Nikolas tells Robin that she hopes things work out between him and Elizabeth and thanks Robin for her help. He walks over to the room that Helena is in.
Lucky wants Jason to understand that he'll take care of Johnny. Jason asks him if someone was trying to kill Luke, would he stand by? Lucky: "With all the people my dad has pissed off, I'd say he deserves it." Hee. Jason: "But would you stand by?" Lucky: "No." Jason: "Exactly." Well you showed him, Jason... And showed us your daddy-issues. Before he leaves, Lucky pleads one last time for Jason to stay out of it.
Johnny doesn't think the day was a full wash but I'm still unclear as to why. Ethan misses the cash but was happy to hang out with the "bombshell blonde" [sic]. He leaves to find her. Spinelli can tell that Maxie is drawn to Johnny. She says she's just worried about him as a friend, but he thinks she's attracted to the danger.
Jax and Carly argue the same old arguments. She still thinks it's all about Jax's vendetta. He can't believe she'd continue to endanger her kids after what happened with Michael. He makes it clear that he'll never allow Josselyn near Sonny. After he storms off, Carly finds something amongst the christening photos.
Lisa stops Nikolas before he goes into the conference room.
Crazy hangs up the pictures her kids drew. Alexis pays her a visit and comforts her and gives her some words of advice. Alexis brings up the trust.
I can't wait for the Oscars but when the announcer in this ad says "the hottest stars', they show four actors who will never win an Oscar. Namely, Taylor Lautner, Kirsten Stewart, Zac Efron and Miley Cirus.
Elizabeth is confused as to why Nikolas is setting up a trust. Alexis says that she just wants to make sure everyone is secure. Elizabeth tells Alexis that she's made it clear she's not going to be with Nikolas. Alexis lies that Nikolas isn't trying to change her feelings; he just wants everyone to be secure.
Nikolas opens the door but then decides to talk with Lisa outside which gives Helena and the lab tech a chance to flee unseen. Turns out Lisa helped Nikolas with something, but it seems unclear what exactly she helped with and if she knew exactly what she was doing. Before we find out, Steven interrupts and asks if Elizabeth is still at the hospital. Nikolas tells her that Robin took her back to Shadybrook. He goes and asks Epiphany how things went with Elizabeth and she assures him that everything went well. He leaves to go visit Elizabeth. What Lisa did: She sent the test results to an independent lab because Nikolas was worried about Helena.
Claire comes into the PCPD and approaches Dante. They banter and she warns him that he should probably leave.
Maxie massages Spinelli's ego and he buys it. Johnny sees someone (Lucky) in a Bill Clinton mask.
Carly comes to Jason's for help. Surprise, surprise. She tells Jax about the fight but more importantly what she found in the proofs: Franco's picture.
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Here we go:
We repeat a bit of what we saw yesterday with Lucky chasing a masked Johnny. Nikolas is signing the trust papers and Elizabeth is getting her test. And bang!
Nikolas wants Alexis to file the paperwork asap. As an attorney, she'll do it but as his aunt, she wants to just burn the papers up because she thinks this will make Elizabeth and the baby targets for Helena.
Crazy is relieved that the test is over. Kelly tells her that she'll know the results in a few days.
Johnny's bullet apparently missed because Lucky is hiding beyond the doorway while Johnny continues to shoot. Johnny jumps over the ledge.
Claire is waiting for Jason at his pad. Sam has let her in. She snarkily compliments Jason on his coffee saying she expects nothing less from a major coffee importer and then tells him that she's glad he's there so she doesn't have to wait for a judge to issue a warrant for his arrest.
Credits; I hope this Claire chick gets a contract but it will be at least 5 years before we see her on the opening credits.
Jason has nothing to say without his attorney. Claire continues to snark about Jason's familiarity with the legal system and then tells him she's calling him to be a witness at Sonny's trial.
Carly is looking for Jax at the metro-court. She finds him and asks him how he slept the previous night thinking her sex-plan worked. It didn't. Jax plays it cool and asks Carly to remember to bring something of Josselyn's the next time she comes over.
Alexis worries more about Helena but Nikolas thinks it'll be fine. Alexis is also worried that Nikolas' motive is to endear himself to Elizabeth.
Elizabeth comes back to nurse's station. Kelly, Epiphany and Robin reassure her that she's well loved there and that her job is ready for her when she's better. Elizabeth is just worried about the results of the paternity test.
Lucky finds Dante at the PCPD when he gets back. He looks all nervous about starting his first day and asks Lucky about the the call. He tells Dante about it and says he's sure it's John Zacchara.
Jax pretends to talk about business but he's really teasing Carly with talk of satin sheets and orgasmic chocolate. She excuses herself. To change? After she's gone, he asks "Joey" at the front desk if Carly was asking about him. What happened to the Asian guy? Jax is pleased to hear that Carly asked about him the moment she walked in the door.
Nik makes it clear that Lucky and Elizabeth are finished. He loves Elizabeth but doesn't think Elizabeth knows what she wants right now. Alexis' advice: "Typically what starts out badly rarely ends well." And she should know. He says if he had to do it all over again, he'd tell Lucky the truth from the beginning and despite everything, he loves Elizabeth.
Maxie is playing hooky from work at Jake's waiting for Spinelli. She bribes Coleman not to tell Kate. She wants to put on some country music and dance with Spinelli and then have sex in her boots. Weird girl. Johnny limps in and orders a bottle of whiskey. Maxie asks him if he's hurt. He says he feels good and takes a big ol' swig.
Lucky tells Dante more about the hit he just stopped. Dante knows that Bernie's is the heart of the organization and also gives some info about Max and Milo's M.O.s involving ex-presidential masks after Lucky pulls out the Clinton mask from a paper bag. They both figure that whoever did this, knows as much as Dante knows. They think that Johnny might just level the playing field with Sonny and Lucky says that Johnny hasn't done too much harm yet. Dante reminds him that he shot at a cop. ...Like your dad? Lucky says it's ok because Johnny was aiming to miss.
Claire thinks Jason will make the perfect witness. She talks a big game about how much she's researched him and how prepared she is. Jason gets her to leave. I hope Claire's bite is worse than her bark.
Robin has brought Elizabeth back to her room at Shadybrook. She thanks Robin for all she's done and then goes on about how stressed she is and how Nikolas brought the kids to see her. She feels like a "bad mom". Robin stopped by Audrey's (when?) and has a card for Elizabeth from the boys. Elizabeth just can't wait to find out the results.
Nikolas talks about Lucky and Elizabeth's history. He admits that the baby could bring them together. He brings up Alexis and Sonny as an example. What? Alexis: "Listen, Sonny and I are not a situation to emulate on any level." Sing it, girl. Nikolas: "Your relationship has evolved to a point where you can defend him on murder charges". Touché, Nikolas. Touché.
Spinelli tells Maxie that someone tried to get into Bernie's place and eluded capture by jumping down two stories. Johnny, who overhears, thinks this is great and wants to toast! Spinelli knows it was Johnny and tells him he doesn't want to toast his path to destruction. Spinelli tells Maxie that he's worried that Johnny will destroy himself. Maxie understands that Johnny wants Sonny to pay for what he did to Johnny's sister.
Lucky says he tries to put his friendship with Sonny aside when going to work. Dante brings up the old adage, "love the sinner, hate the sin" which his mom always told him. Lucky says Dante's mom is a wise woman. Really? I think that's the worst, hypocritical, judgmental, self-important, condescending saying of all times. Lucky says he doesn't know what he'd do if he had to go after Luke the way they're going after Sonny. Dante says Sonny needs to be stopped and Lucky agrees. Ronnie (!) comes out of the interrogation room telling Dante and Lucky that the Feds have put together task-force to take down the mob in Port Charles including the three of them. Whoo hoo! It's like the A-team. Dante gets to be Face.
Carly receives the proofs from Josselyn's christening. Jax comes to look. They try to reconcile saying they want to fight for each other but Carly is still upset that Jax hasn't apologized for setting Sonny up.
Ronnie and Dante question each other's ethics or lack-of.
Maxie understands what it's like to have a sister murdered but Spinelli says revenge is not the answer. She admires Johnny for taking on his cause, having no one to back him up. At the bar, Coleman tells Johnny that his place is neutral territory. Ethan joins Johnny at the bar. Johnny tells him that Lucky showed up before he could get inside Bernie's.
Jason is getting a call from Bernie telling him about the break-in when Lucky shows up. He warns Jason not to go after Johnny because it's his job.
Nikolas arrives at the hospital asking Epiphany about Elizabeth. She tells Nik to ask Robin which he does. Robin assures Nikolas that Elizabeth is fine. Robin feels bad for not giving Nikolas better advice but he says it's OK.
Helena tells the lab technician that she wants to be the first to know the paternity of Elizabeth's baby and then she'll decide what to tell Lucky and Nikolas.
Nikolas tells Robin that she hopes things work out between him and Elizabeth and thanks Robin for her help. He walks over to the room that Helena is in.
Lucky wants Jason to understand that he'll take care of Johnny. Jason asks him if someone was trying to kill Luke, would he stand by? Lucky: "With all the people my dad has pissed off, I'd say he deserves it." Hee. Jason: "But would you stand by?" Lucky: "No." Jason: "Exactly." Well you showed him, Jason... And showed us your daddy-issues. Before he leaves, Lucky pleads one last time for Jason to stay out of it.
Johnny doesn't think the day was a full wash but I'm still unclear as to why. Ethan misses the cash but was happy to hang out with the "bombshell blonde" [sic]. He leaves to find her. Spinelli can tell that Maxie is drawn to Johnny. She says she's just worried about him as a friend, but he thinks she's attracted to the danger.
Jax and Carly argue the same old arguments. She still thinks it's all about Jax's vendetta. He can't believe she'd continue to endanger her kids after what happened with Michael. He makes it clear that he'll never allow Josselyn near Sonny. After he storms off, Carly finds something amongst the christening photos.
Lisa stops Nikolas before he goes into the conference room.
Crazy hangs up the pictures her kids drew. Alexis pays her a visit and comforts her and gives her some words of advice. Alexis brings up the trust.
I can't wait for the Oscars but when the announcer in this ad says "the hottest stars', they show four actors who will never win an Oscar. Namely, Taylor Lautner, Kirsten Stewart, Zac Efron and Miley Cirus.
Elizabeth is confused as to why Nikolas is setting up a trust. Alexis says that she just wants to make sure everyone is secure. Elizabeth tells Alexis that she's made it clear she's not going to be with Nikolas. Alexis lies that Nikolas isn't trying to change her feelings; he just wants everyone to be secure.
Nikolas opens the door but then decides to talk with Lisa outside which gives Helena and the lab tech a chance to flee unseen. Turns out Lisa helped Nikolas with something, but it seems unclear what exactly she helped with and if she knew exactly what she was doing. Before we find out, Steven interrupts and asks if Elizabeth is still at the hospital. Nikolas tells her that Robin took her back to Shadybrook. He goes and asks Epiphany how things went with Elizabeth and she assures him that everything went well. He leaves to go visit Elizabeth. What Lisa did: She sent the test results to an independent lab because Nikolas was worried about Helena.
Claire comes into the PCPD and approaches Dante. They banter and she warns him that he should probably leave.
Maxie massages Spinelli's ego and he buys it. Johnny sees someone (Lucky) in a Bill Clinton mask.
Carly comes to Jason's for help. Surprise, surprise. She tells Jax about the fight but more importantly what she found in the proofs: Franco's picture.
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Wednesday, March 3, 2010
March 3, 2010
Day three of unemployment. I actually applied for unemployment today. Fun! I'm just going slightly mad.
Also mad? Elizabeth, standing at her window when Lucky comes in. She wants to peel her skin off which is totally gross. Oh...she meant that metaphorically? Lucky thinks she's having second thoughts about the paternity test. She isn't but there is something she needs from Lucky. She doesn't want him to be at the hospital when she gets the test.
Robin has brought over a giant cupcake for Sonny. It would have said, "Congratulations, you've beaten the system again" in icing, but there wasn't enough room. He's touched that she's checking up on him. He says he's doing ok and has to deal with the fact that he shot his own son. She wonders if he can. He infers there's something she wants to tell him. She is, in fact, having trouble dealing with the fact that he shot an unarmed man; a cop. Everyone knows this, yet no one can get a conviction out of it? What happened to CSI? She thinks she knows the real Sonny underneath the mobster facade. But really? It's not a facade. And has anyone noticed the word mobster is so close to the word monster? I wonder if there's some cool etymology there.
Dante wakes up the next day. Lulu slept on a chair. He hates that he fell asleep before the sex but says he's well rested now. Is is a bit crass to talk about morning wood in a recap?
Lucky is pissed that Crazy called him all the way over there to tell him not to come to the test. Seriously, that was a phone conversation at best. She explains that it's a simple test and she doesn't need anyone hovering. Lucky just wants to support her but she says she should support herself. He agrees but hopes she's not punishing herself.
Sonny tries to justify his shooting of Dante even though he says he's not trying to justify it. Robin doesn't get it, so Sonny tries to explain how Dante worked his way in and worked for his organization and that there are rules....which he's made up. He says despite all that, he still had trouble pulling the trigger. It seemed pretty easy from where I sat. Robin says that this is the part of Sonny's life he pretends doesn't exist: The whole "rules" thing where Sonny is God. He tells her he's willing to be apart from her if it will cool things with Patrick. She seems a bit offended by that.
Ethan fights with a plant at the Haunted Star. Johnny comes by to ask him out again. Ethan plays coy again but Johnny sweetens the deal. He wants to burn Bernie's office. Ethan doesn't get how brazen Johnny is being but is still willing to listen. All Ethan has to do is sweet talk some chick who is running Bernie's office and take her out for coffee. Won't that make Johnny jealous? Ethan wants to know how much he'll be getting and Johnny tells him it could be up to $50,000 a piece.
I guess they didn't have morning sex, because Lulu is fully clothed and coming back from getting coffee. Unless that's just something she does post-coital. The way Dante takes the coffee, you can tell there is no liquid inside. Dante wants to make up for the previous night but Lulu understands that he was exhausted. They make out, anyway. Something will interrupt them. And...there's a knock at the door. It's Olivia.
Dante yells at his mom to go away but she threatens to get the keys from Mike. He finally opens the door and she has...a pot roast? Probably Lasagna. She's happy Lulu is with Dante but thinks it might be too soon for sex. Dante stops her before she can reach the S word because...awkward! Lulu says it anyway because she has no boundaries.
Keifer and Kristina are meeting at Kelly's. He's happy they're back together and keeps saying gross stalkerish things. He wants to take her clubbing after his basketball practice. She doesn't think that's a good idea but he insists because he's gross and disgusting. He tells her to, "wear something hot for a change." Hee. And eww. But mostly hee!
Nikolas comes to Crazy's room. She wanted to see him and Lucky separately. They had appointments? He tells Nikolas the same thing she told Lucky. He agrees and says he'll talk to her afterwards. She says she'll talk to both of them when she knows what she wants to do.
Lucky is at the Haunted Star telling Luke about the paternity test. Luke wants to know, "what if the kid is yours?"
Lulu leaves because she agrees with Olivia that he needs rest. Dante thanks her for the casserole(!) and takes Lulu outside. They talk about pain and blue balls and recovery. Dante goes back inside. Olivia just wanted to bring him a home cooked meal and stop him from having sex. Dante takes a while to get to the point but finally tells her that he doesn't trust her. Olivia is hurt.
Kristina gets all feminist empowered as she tells Keifer that the only person she has to impress with the way she dresses is her. Not if you want to get into a decent club, sugar. He takes this to mean she hasn't forgiven him but she says that he doesn't get to dictate what she wears. Keifer sees Sonny walking in and thinks he should go. Kristina tells him not to but when Sonny approaches the table, he looks at Keifer and says, "Leave." Hee. It's really the only time I like Sonny. Kristina tells her dad that he's the one who isn't invited and tells him to go.
Lucky says the baby isn't going to be his. Luke tells Lucky to at least prepare for the worst. He's worried that if the baby is his, Lucky will get back together with Elizabeth. Lucky is the one who says it, but Luke confirms it. Lucky makes it clear that that won't happen. It's actually a really honest speech about how he and Elizabeth are poison for each other and that he explained all of it to her.
Robin comes by Crazy's room and offers her a ride to the hospital which Crazy accepts. Crazy is worried that she's not as strong a person as she used to be. Ya think? Robin thinks that taking the paternity test is a good first step.
Cut to Helena paying off a lab tech which I don't really get. I mean if her goal is just to get anyone to be a Cassadine heir, wouldn't Spencer do? I know she said Courtney was a trashy stripper but if this kid isn't even related to a Cassadine, why would she want to treat him as such? It seems that blood matters to her from past conversations that she's had. Ah well. If it gets Helena on my screen, I'll endure plot holes.
Sonny doesn't like Kristina's attitude and gets all dad about it telling her that she needs to respect him as her dad. Kristina, for some reason, apologizes and asks him to sit down.
Olivia meets Johnny outside Kelly's. She tells him about her visit with Dante. She wants to hang but he has stuff to do that he can't tell her. She won't stop him but kisses him to show him what he "stands to lose" if things don't go the way he wants. Didn't this scene happen yesterday with Carly and Jax? I don't know if it insults women more that they have to use sex to get their way or men more because they can't resist it. Either way, it's kind of disgusting.
Sonny and Kristina discuss the trial and Alexis being involved. He says that Alexis wants him to continue to be in Kristina's life and Kristina snits that he's sixteen years too late. Sonny can't take it anymore so he leaves but not before telling Kristina that he'll always be in her life. She tells Keifer that sometimes she hates her dad.
Dante looks for Lulu at the Haunted Star. Luke hasn't seen her. Lucky invites Dante to stay to discuss the PCPD. Luke excuses himself saying, "If you gentleman will excuse me, I'm gonna pass on the bonding of the boys in blue. I've got a box of cigars in my office waiting to get smoked." That's what she said! Lucky says to excuse Luke and that he probably approves of Dante on some level. Dante wants to know how Lucky feels about working with Sonny Corinthos' son.
Robin asks Elizabeth what she really wants. Elizabeth's ideal is a family under one roof. She tells Robin that Nikolas wants to marry her but says she can't do it. She knows what she needs is to be alone but doesn't know if she can do that either.
Lisa hands over Nikolas' DNA sample to Epiphany who turns it over to the blackmailed lab technician while Helena watches.
Kiefer says he has to go to basketball practice and asks Kristina if she's going clubbing with him later. She snarks, "if I can find something appropriate to wear." Ethan walks in at that moment with the girl who is presumably Bernie's assistant. She looks like she just stepped out of a playboy... except with clothes. Keifer is happy about this turn of events and leaves. Kristina jealously watches Ethan charm the playboy bunny.
Sonny has called Patrick over to thank him for saving Dante's life. Patrick finally confesses that he's known about Dante for a year now, also pinning Kate under the truck. Don't know if Kate will ever be able to defend herself, though, since we haven't seen her in ages. Sonny tells Patrick that Dante wouldn't have been shot if he'd told. And it's really gotten quite comical how Sonny blames every single person in the world for his actions. Patrick has the best response: "Dante wouldn't have been shot if you hadn't pulled the trigger." Freaking. Awesome. But there are rules, Patrick, RULES!
Sonny and Patrick continue to discuss the rules of life and morality and mistakes and mob life. Sonny says Patrick will never understand his life. I think he almost accepts reality when he says, "I screwed up!" but then he quickly lets me down as always by saying "because of people like you." Always blaming others. And then he seemingly threatens Patrick.
Ethan flirts more while Kristina sexes herself up and approaches the table. Ethan introduces Kristina to "Jennifer" but Kristina wants to talk about their next poker lesson. Ethan excuses himself to talk to Kristina in private. He kinda purposefully acts like a dick and reiterates to Kristina that she's too young for him and that they won't be seeing each other again. Kristina blames Sam and Ethan goes back to his date.
Johnny cuts the electricity to Bernie's place wearing a Bill Clinton mask. Heh.
Lucky reassures Dante by telling him that he too has a dad who works for the other side of the law. Dante asks Lucky what he does if he's on a case and evidence leads to Luke. Lucky tells him that he cites conflict of interest and takes himself off the case. Dante says he won't do that. He wants Sonny and his organization gone. Lucky gets a call from the PCPD about a possible break-in and goes off to investigate.
Alexis comes to Wyndemere with a notary for Nikolas. She asks the notary for a moment alone with Nikolas first. She tells him that it's premature to set up a trust for a baby that may not be his. He has a good feeling the baby is his.
Kelly, Lisa and Epiphany discuss the paternity test. Robin arrives with Elizabeth. Kelly takes her down. Lisa's lack of knowledge makes her think that if Nikolas is the father everything will turn out OK. Helena watches on with ominous music. I wonder if she just carries around a tape-recorder with that music on it.
Music montage! Nikolas broods. Elizabeth gets ready in the exam room. Lucky holds a gun at Johnny. Johnny runs. Nikolas is handed the trust. Liz sits up on the exam table. Lucky runs after Johnny. Nikolas is handed a pen. Kelly comes into the exam room. Johnny runs into an open window. Lucky follows. Nik signs the trust. Liz lies back. Lucky has trouble running up some stairs. The notary notarizes. Kelly gets the shot ready. Lucky continues to chase Johnny. Someone puts a fingerprint on something. Elizabeth waits. Nikolas broods more. Johnny makes it to the roof. Lucky makes it to the roof. A shot is fired. It seems to come from Johnny's gun. Elizabeth winces. And scene!
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Also mad? Elizabeth, standing at her window when Lucky comes in. She wants to peel her skin off which is totally gross. Oh...she meant that metaphorically? Lucky thinks she's having second thoughts about the paternity test. She isn't but there is something she needs from Lucky. She doesn't want him to be at the hospital when she gets the test.
Robin has brought over a giant cupcake for Sonny. It would have said, "Congratulations, you've beaten the system again" in icing, but there wasn't enough room. He's touched that she's checking up on him. He says he's doing ok and has to deal with the fact that he shot his own son. She wonders if he can. He infers there's something she wants to tell him. She is, in fact, having trouble dealing with the fact that he shot an unarmed man; a cop. Everyone knows this, yet no one can get a conviction out of it? What happened to CSI? She thinks she knows the real Sonny underneath the mobster facade. But really? It's not a facade. And has anyone noticed the word mobster is so close to the word monster? I wonder if there's some cool etymology there.
Dante wakes up the next day. Lulu slept on a chair. He hates that he fell asleep before the sex but says he's well rested now. Is is a bit crass to talk about morning wood in a recap?
Lucky is pissed that Crazy called him all the way over there to tell him not to come to the test. Seriously, that was a phone conversation at best. She explains that it's a simple test and she doesn't need anyone hovering. Lucky just wants to support her but she says she should support herself. He agrees but hopes she's not punishing herself.
Sonny tries to justify his shooting of Dante even though he says he's not trying to justify it. Robin doesn't get it, so Sonny tries to explain how Dante worked his way in and worked for his organization and that there are rules....which he's made up. He says despite all that, he still had trouble pulling the trigger. It seemed pretty easy from where I sat. Robin says that this is the part of Sonny's life he pretends doesn't exist: The whole "rules" thing where Sonny is God. He tells her he's willing to be apart from her if it will cool things with Patrick. She seems a bit offended by that.
Ethan fights with a plant at the Haunted Star. Johnny comes by to ask him out again. Ethan plays coy again but Johnny sweetens the deal. He wants to burn Bernie's office. Ethan doesn't get how brazen Johnny is being but is still willing to listen. All Ethan has to do is sweet talk some chick who is running Bernie's office and take her out for coffee. Won't that make Johnny jealous? Ethan wants to know how much he'll be getting and Johnny tells him it could be up to $50,000 a piece.
I guess they didn't have morning sex, because Lulu is fully clothed and coming back from getting coffee. Unless that's just something she does post-coital. The way Dante takes the coffee, you can tell there is no liquid inside. Dante wants to make up for the previous night but Lulu understands that he was exhausted. They make out, anyway. Something will interrupt them. And...there's a knock at the door. It's Olivia.
Dante yells at his mom to go away but she threatens to get the keys from Mike. He finally opens the door and she has...a pot roast? Probably Lasagna. She's happy Lulu is with Dante but thinks it might be too soon for sex. Dante stops her before she can reach the S word because...awkward! Lulu says it anyway because she has no boundaries.
Keifer and Kristina are meeting at Kelly's. He's happy they're back together and keeps saying gross stalkerish things. He wants to take her clubbing after his basketball practice. She doesn't think that's a good idea but he insists because he's gross and disgusting. He tells her to, "wear something hot for a change." Hee. And eww. But mostly hee!
Nikolas comes to Crazy's room. She wanted to see him and Lucky separately. They had appointments? He tells Nikolas the same thing she told Lucky. He agrees and says he'll talk to her afterwards. She says she'll talk to both of them when she knows what she wants to do.
Lucky is at the Haunted Star telling Luke about the paternity test. Luke wants to know, "what if the kid is yours?"
Lulu leaves because she agrees with Olivia that he needs rest. Dante thanks her for the casserole(!) and takes Lulu outside. They talk about pain and blue balls and recovery. Dante goes back inside. Olivia just wanted to bring him a home cooked meal and stop him from having sex. Dante takes a while to get to the point but finally tells her that he doesn't trust her. Olivia is hurt.
Kristina gets all feminist empowered as she tells Keifer that the only person she has to impress with the way she dresses is her. Not if you want to get into a decent club, sugar. He takes this to mean she hasn't forgiven him but she says that he doesn't get to dictate what she wears. Keifer sees Sonny walking in and thinks he should go. Kristina tells him not to but when Sonny approaches the table, he looks at Keifer and says, "Leave." Hee. It's really the only time I like Sonny. Kristina tells her dad that he's the one who isn't invited and tells him to go.
Lucky says the baby isn't going to be his. Luke tells Lucky to at least prepare for the worst. He's worried that if the baby is his, Lucky will get back together with Elizabeth. Lucky is the one who says it, but Luke confirms it. Lucky makes it clear that that won't happen. It's actually a really honest speech about how he and Elizabeth are poison for each other and that he explained all of it to her.
Robin comes by Crazy's room and offers her a ride to the hospital which Crazy accepts. Crazy is worried that she's not as strong a person as she used to be. Ya think? Robin thinks that taking the paternity test is a good first step.
Cut to Helena paying off a lab tech which I don't really get. I mean if her goal is just to get anyone to be a Cassadine heir, wouldn't Spencer do? I know she said Courtney was a trashy stripper but if this kid isn't even related to a Cassadine, why would she want to treat him as such? It seems that blood matters to her from past conversations that she's had. Ah well. If it gets Helena on my screen, I'll endure plot holes.
Sonny doesn't like Kristina's attitude and gets all dad about it telling her that she needs to respect him as her dad. Kristina, for some reason, apologizes and asks him to sit down.
Olivia meets Johnny outside Kelly's. She tells him about her visit with Dante. She wants to hang but he has stuff to do that he can't tell her. She won't stop him but kisses him to show him what he "stands to lose" if things don't go the way he wants. Didn't this scene happen yesterday with Carly and Jax? I don't know if it insults women more that they have to use sex to get their way or men more because they can't resist it. Either way, it's kind of disgusting.
Sonny and Kristina discuss the trial and Alexis being involved. He says that Alexis wants him to continue to be in Kristina's life and Kristina snits that he's sixteen years too late. Sonny can't take it anymore so he leaves but not before telling Kristina that he'll always be in her life. She tells Keifer that sometimes she hates her dad.
Dante looks for Lulu at the Haunted Star. Luke hasn't seen her. Lucky invites Dante to stay to discuss the PCPD. Luke excuses himself saying, "If you gentleman will excuse me, I'm gonna pass on the bonding of the boys in blue. I've got a box of cigars in my office waiting to get smoked." That's what she said! Lucky says to excuse Luke and that he probably approves of Dante on some level. Dante wants to know how Lucky feels about working with Sonny Corinthos' son.
Robin asks Elizabeth what she really wants. Elizabeth's ideal is a family under one roof. She tells Robin that Nikolas wants to marry her but says she can't do it. She knows what she needs is to be alone but doesn't know if she can do that either.
Lisa hands over Nikolas' DNA sample to Epiphany who turns it over to the blackmailed lab technician while Helena watches.
Kiefer says he has to go to basketball practice and asks Kristina if she's going clubbing with him later. She snarks, "if I can find something appropriate to wear." Ethan walks in at that moment with the girl who is presumably Bernie's assistant. She looks like she just stepped out of a playboy... except with clothes. Keifer is happy about this turn of events and leaves. Kristina jealously watches Ethan charm the playboy bunny.
Sonny has called Patrick over to thank him for saving Dante's life. Patrick finally confesses that he's known about Dante for a year now, also pinning Kate under the truck. Don't know if Kate will ever be able to defend herself, though, since we haven't seen her in ages. Sonny tells Patrick that Dante wouldn't have been shot if he'd told. And it's really gotten quite comical how Sonny blames every single person in the world for his actions. Patrick has the best response: "Dante wouldn't have been shot if you hadn't pulled the trigger." Freaking. Awesome. But there are rules, Patrick, RULES!
Sonny and Patrick continue to discuss the rules of life and morality and mistakes and mob life. Sonny says Patrick will never understand his life. I think he almost accepts reality when he says, "I screwed up!" but then he quickly lets me down as always by saying "because of people like you." Always blaming others. And then he seemingly threatens Patrick.
Ethan flirts more while Kristina sexes herself up and approaches the table. Ethan introduces Kristina to "Jennifer" but Kristina wants to talk about their next poker lesson. Ethan excuses himself to talk to Kristina in private. He kinda purposefully acts like a dick and reiterates to Kristina that she's too young for him and that they won't be seeing each other again. Kristina blames Sam and Ethan goes back to his date.
Johnny cuts the electricity to Bernie's place wearing a Bill Clinton mask. Heh.
Lucky reassures Dante by telling him that he too has a dad who works for the other side of the law. Dante asks Lucky what he does if he's on a case and evidence leads to Luke. Lucky tells him that he cites conflict of interest and takes himself off the case. Dante says he won't do that. He wants Sonny and his organization gone. Lucky gets a call from the PCPD about a possible break-in and goes off to investigate.
Alexis comes to Wyndemere with a notary for Nikolas. She asks the notary for a moment alone with Nikolas first. She tells him that it's premature to set up a trust for a baby that may not be his. He has a good feeling the baby is his.
Kelly, Lisa and Epiphany discuss the paternity test. Robin arrives with Elizabeth. Kelly takes her down. Lisa's lack of knowledge makes her think that if Nikolas is the father everything will turn out OK. Helena watches on with ominous music. I wonder if she just carries around a tape-recorder with that music on it.
Music montage! Nikolas broods. Elizabeth gets ready in the exam room. Lucky holds a gun at Johnny. Johnny runs. Nikolas is handed the trust. Liz sits up on the exam table. Lucky runs after Johnny. Nikolas is handed a pen. Kelly comes into the exam room. Johnny runs into an open window. Lucky follows. Nik signs the trust. Liz lies back. Lucky has trouble running up some stairs. The notary notarizes. Kelly gets the shot ready. Lucky continues to chase Johnny. Someone puts a fingerprint on something. Elizabeth waits. Nikolas broods more. Johnny makes it to the roof. Lucky makes it to the roof. A shot is fired. It seems to come from Johnny's gun. Elizabeth winces. And scene!
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Tuesday, March 2, 2010
March 2, 2010
Day Two of Unemployment.
Lucky is still at Crazy's room when Nikolas comes in. She tells Nikolas that she's taking the paternity test. Nik is OK with it. Lucky isn't.
Ethan fakes being offended by Jason's accusation that he and Johnny had something to do with the warehouse shooting. Jason knows that Johnny understands the risks but doesn't think Ethan does.
Dante is still on the fake stand. Claire is hostile; Dante is defensive. Neither will admit it. Claire warns him not to lie on the stand and Dante asks her why she doesn't just take him off the witness list if she's so worried. ...Which, of course, would make Dante's life a hell of a lot easier.
Jax tells Carly and Sonny that perjury is a major charge. Sonny and Carly think this is all Jax's fault. Because Jax made Sonny what he is today. Everything is Jax's fault! The ozone? Jax's fault too.
Credits: They love that 'Luke walking away' thing.
Crazy assures Lucky that the baby will be fine but Lucky is just concerned about Elizabeth's state of mind. Nikolas relents (wow, someone changed their mind!) and says he doesn't mind waiting too. Crazy says that her state of mind will be better if she knows who the father is.
Ethan continues to deny his involvement and Jason pretty much just ignores him. It's kinda funny, actually. He gets in Johnny's face telling him that he involved Ethan because he knows Sonny wouldn't harm Luke's son. Jason warns Johnny that if this escalates, Luke's connections won't save either of them. Then Johnny says something that I don't quite get but I'm sure will be explained later: "If you don't want to kill me, Jason, then don't."
Back at Jake's, Lisa is taking the "up and over" shot. Robin considers leaving but doesn't. Lisa is proud of her "up and over". Patrick finally sees Robin but not before Lisa has drunkenly fallen into Patrick's arms.
Claire is surprised that Dante would suggest she cut him from the case. He says he's just giving her an out. She says she's not going to let him waste everything he's worked for. Again, he suggest she let him go. Lulu walks in to hear her say that she might have to call Dante in as a hostile witness. Lulu tells Claire that Dante is on her side.
Carly cliches that she'll do anything to keep her baby daddy out of prison. Jax has heard it all before but is still surprised that she'll commit perjury to protect him. Jax just looks exhausted that he even has to explain all this but he tells her that he thought she finally came to her senses when Michael was in his coma. Carly says that Michael is fine now. Jax and I both say he's not. Carly says that Jax risked Michael's freedom to get revenge on Sonny but he says all he did was cooperate with the authorities. Sonny cuts in to call Jax a coward. Sonny says it's all about him which he believes because everything is about Sonny. Jax says it's about keeping his family safe. Sonny brings up Dante and says he risked Michael. Jax says that Sonny was the one who covered up Michael's crime and that's the secret that's going to hurt him. Sonny finally shows his true colors by telling Jax that the only reason he's still alive is because he's married to Carly. He asks Carly when she's going to dump Jax so he can "take care of all of this". That scene was exhausting. It took everything I could not to throw my Coke Zero at the TV.
I'm so glad this is the last season of Lost.
Jason seems genuinely concerned for Johnny and that he's "asking Sonny to retaliate." Johnny says that Sonny has to pay for Claudia's death. Jason says that Sonny is paying by being on trial. Since Johnny actually watches this show, he knows that Sonny will never go to prison. He asks Jason if he wouldn't do the same thing if Sonny had killed Carly. Jason just tells him to back off and leaves. Johnny tells Ethan that this is going to get bad and if he wants to bail, to do it now. Ethan is still acting like this whole thing is a big joke and denies agreeing to do anything in the first place.
Chez Davis: Molly has stolen the phone that Kiefer gave Kristina from her sock drawer. She informs Kristina that there are "a million" messages from her boyfriend. Kristina says she's tell Alexis that Molly was snooping. Molly says that Alexis is the one that keeps putting her socks in Kristina's drawer and that it's a sub-conscious way to get Molly to snoop on Kristina for her. That all would be funny except, Alexis does laundry? Kristina chases Molly around the living room and finally gets her phone back. Molly wants to know why she's not answering Keifer when some of his texts are "really romantic." Didn't Molly see Keifer's true colors when he threw that glass down in anger? Kristina says she just needs time away from Keifer. Molly still wonders why Kristina is "breaking [Keifer's] heart."
Patrick kisses Robin hello. He tries to play off Lisa's silliness. Robin doesn't want him to think she's checking up on him but he says he knows. He says he was about to text her because he wanted to talk to her about what happened at the hospital. Meanwhile, Lisa chats with Coleman but is soon distracted by Robin and Patrick. She asks Coleman if he agrees that when Robin comes by, Patrick gets all "dull and domesticated".
Lulu tells Claire that everyone in Port Charles has an agenda when it comes to Sonny except for Dante and that he's the only one that will tell the truth. Except he didn't. Claire asks Lulu what she thinks. Lulu cliches that she just wants justice. Claire snarks that with that she'll put Lulu on the stand. She tells Dante not to disappoint her and leaves. They both think that if anyone will take down Sonny, it will be Claire. Dante is feeling better, so Lulu wants to put him on the stand for some questions!
Jax tells Sonny not to threaten him. Carly remarkably agrees with Jax. Sonny, again, says it's all about him. They argue about Dante and truth and lies until Sonny finally kicks Jax out. Before Jax leaves, he tells Carly that if Sonny isn't stopped, he'll destroy everything and Carly defending him after everything he did, proves Jax was right to cooperate with the police.
Ethan and Johnny discuss their potential partnership. Ethan says it pretty much depends on the cash he'll get. Johnny proposes a 50/50 cut. Ethan thinks there's a catch but Johnny says he's not in it for the money. Johnny admits that a big reason he's asking Ethan to do this is because he's Luke's son. Ethan isn't ready to say 'Yes' yet and Johnny tells him to think it over. After he leaves, Luke walks in and it looks like he's been listening in. He tells Ethan it's probably too good to be true.
Kristina tells Molly that it's complicated between her and Keifer. Molly quotes one of her favorite poets by saying "love can heal the pain." Kristina, "Sometimes it just hurts" and Molly doesn't realize that Kristina is probably no longer talking in metaphors. Her bruise can attest to that. Oh gosh - Molly reads out some of Keifer's texts. She deems them 'passionate', but they're all just really stalkery and creepy. I.E., "Where are you, K? I thought I mattered to you" and "You need me, don't try to deny it". After all that, Keifer comes to the door. Molly answers it and calls Kristina to the door. Keifer missed her but Kristina tells him she's been busy. He tries to come in but she tells him it's late. She tries to get him to leave but Molly interferes. Kristina finally relents and says they can talk outside. Keifer: "I don't understand, I thought we loved each other."
Robin and Patrick discuss Sonny and Stone. Robin basically feels indebted to Sonny which Patrick understands but he's worried that Sonny has become a lot more ruthless. Patrick knows that all the experiences with Sonny and Stone made Robin who she is today and "wouldn't have it any other way."
Mock court! Lulu makes Dante swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth! She asks him how he felt about the judge's decision. He says he wouldn't question a judge. The lame answer buzzer goes off. She asks him if he's worried about testifying. Dante, "It's my job". *LAMEbuzzLAME*. She asks him if he'll blame himself if Sonny gets convicted. He pleads the fifth. *LAMEbuzzLAME*. She asks if he's ever been in love. He objects and she finds him in contempt and it's all cute because they're using all the legal jargon. He says he's been in love once. He means her but she doesn't know that but slowly figures it out. And they're all flirty and coy and they kiss and puppy's sing.
Keifer can't sleep or eat when they're not together! Kristina says she just wants to be alone sometimes. And he basically recites the stalker/abusive boyfriend anthem and she's uncomfortable and so am I. And then the disgusting gets worse with "damn if I lose you because I loved you too much." And I really want to vomit. He goes on and on and it's gross and she falls for it which is grosser.
Claire and Jax meet at the metro-court. Jax hates that Sonny is free but Claire is excited because it gives her adrenaline to beat this case. She tells Jax she'll figure out Dante but is worried about Carly. She wonders if Carly will be a good witness and right on cue, Carly enters. Carly: "You're the prosecutor." Claire: "You're the wife. And... ex-wife". Hee. Love this chick. Claire talks about Josselyn and how amazing the circumstances were to which she was born. Carly asks to speak to Jax alone. Claire complies. Carly tells an employee to clear everyone off the floor for a "private party".
Dante and Lulu arrive at Dante's room over Kelly's. He's worried about his mother and his new father and the hole in his chest and that everything has changed. Lulu comforts him.
Dante and Lulu make out but she stops him. She's worried about "over-doing it". Or just doing it? She's worried that he'll have a heart attack. He says, "I'll have a heart attack if we don't do it." Hey! That's how I get laid too! They decide to take it slow but continue kissing.
Crazy comes back from seeing Lainey. She tells Nikolas and Lucky that she's decided to do the paternity test because she can't take the stress of not knowing. She needs a DNA sample from each of them.
Jason comes to see Luke. He tells Luke that Johnny has decided to take on Sonny and Luke should know about it because Johnny is getting Ethan involved. He warns Luke that it will escalate and wants him to get Ethan out of the way.
Michael meets Sonny at his house. Sonny tells him that everything went well and Dante helped.
Jax is worried that Carly is going to get all Mr. and Mrs. Smith but they end up just making out. It's a bit rough and I approve.
Outside Elizabeth's room, Nik wants to talk but Lucky would rather not. He can't "stand the site of [him]" but he knows he can't cut him out of his life because of their ties. They leave and Helena goes into Elizabeth's room. She's sleeping but Helena is excited about the paternity test. I have a feeling it will come up on the side of Cassadine.
Dante is naked and ready in bed while Lulu does girly things like light candles. She's nervous that this is the first time they'll get together. God, that's a lot of pressure. By the time she takes her dress off, Dante has fallen asleep. Probably faking it at this point.
Sonny gives Michael a pep talk about how much he loves his kids. Where's that lame button?
Jax and Carly are done with the sex. He hopes that one day she'll stop defending Sonny. Carly still doesn't get it. The sex, to her, was just showing Jax what he'll be missing. She wants Jax to decide if it's worth losing.
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Lucky is still at Crazy's room when Nikolas comes in. She tells Nikolas that she's taking the paternity test. Nik is OK with it. Lucky isn't.
Ethan fakes being offended by Jason's accusation that he and Johnny had something to do with the warehouse shooting. Jason knows that Johnny understands the risks but doesn't think Ethan does.
Dante is still on the fake stand. Claire is hostile; Dante is defensive. Neither will admit it. Claire warns him not to lie on the stand and Dante asks her why she doesn't just take him off the witness list if she's so worried. ...Which, of course, would make Dante's life a hell of a lot easier.
Jax tells Carly and Sonny that perjury is a major charge. Sonny and Carly think this is all Jax's fault. Because Jax made Sonny what he is today. Everything is Jax's fault! The ozone? Jax's fault too.
Credits: They love that 'Luke walking away' thing.
Crazy assures Lucky that the baby will be fine but Lucky is just concerned about Elizabeth's state of mind. Nikolas relents (wow, someone changed their mind!) and says he doesn't mind waiting too. Crazy says that her state of mind will be better if she knows who the father is.
Ethan continues to deny his involvement and Jason pretty much just ignores him. It's kinda funny, actually. He gets in Johnny's face telling him that he involved Ethan because he knows Sonny wouldn't harm Luke's son. Jason warns Johnny that if this escalates, Luke's connections won't save either of them. Then Johnny says something that I don't quite get but I'm sure will be explained later: "If you don't want to kill me, Jason, then don't."
Back at Jake's, Lisa is taking the "up and over" shot. Robin considers leaving but doesn't. Lisa is proud of her "up and over". Patrick finally sees Robin but not before Lisa has drunkenly fallen into Patrick's arms.
Claire is surprised that Dante would suggest she cut him from the case. He says he's just giving her an out. She says she's not going to let him waste everything he's worked for. Again, he suggest she let him go. Lulu walks in to hear her say that she might have to call Dante in as a hostile witness. Lulu tells Claire that Dante is on her side.
Carly cliches that she'll do anything to keep her baby daddy out of prison. Jax has heard it all before but is still surprised that she'll commit perjury to protect him. Jax just looks exhausted that he even has to explain all this but he tells her that he thought she finally came to her senses when Michael was in his coma. Carly says that Michael is fine now. Jax and I both say he's not. Carly says that Jax risked Michael's freedom to get revenge on Sonny but he says all he did was cooperate with the authorities. Sonny cuts in to call Jax a coward. Sonny says it's all about him which he believes because everything is about Sonny. Jax says it's about keeping his family safe. Sonny brings up Dante and says he risked Michael. Jax says that Sonny was the one who covered up Michael's crime and that's the secret that's going to hurt him. Sonny finally shows his true colors by telling Jax that the only reason he's still alive is because he's married to Carly. He asks Carly when she's going to dump Jax so he can "take care of all of this". That scene was exhausting. It took everything I could not to throw my Coke Zero at the TV.
I'm so glad this is the last season of Lost.
Jason seems genuinely concerned for Johnny and that he's "asking Sonny to retaliate." Johnny says that Sonny has to pay for Claudia's death. Jason says that Sonny is paying by being on trial. Since Johnny actually watches this show, he knows that Sonny will never go to prison. He asks Jason if he wouldn't do the same thing if Sonny had killed Carly. Jason just tells him to back off and leaves. Johnny tells Ethan that this is going to get bad and if he wants to bail, to do it now. Ethan is still acting like this whole thing is a big joke and denies agreeing to do anything in the first place.
Chez Davis: Molly has stolen the phone that Kiefer gave Kristina from her sock drawer. She informs Kristina that there are "a million" messages from her boyfriend. Kristina says she's tell Alexis that Molly was snooping. Molly says that Alexis is the one that keeps putting her socks in Kristina's drawer and that it's a sub-conscious way to get Molly to snoop on Kristina for her. That all would be funny except, Alexis does laundry? Kristina chases Molly around the living room and finally gets her phone back. Molly wants to know why she's not answering Keifer when some of his texts are "really romantic." Didn't Molly see Keifer's true colors when he threw that glass down in anger? Kristina says she just needs time away from Keifer. Molly still wonders why Kristina is "breaking [Keifer's] heart."
Patrick kisses Robin hello. He tries to play off Lisa's silliness. Robin doesn't want him to think she's checking up on him but he says he knows. He says he was about to text her because he wanted to talk to her about what happened at the hospital. Meanwhile, Lisa chats with Coleman but is soon distracted by Robin and Patrick. She asks Coleman if he agrees that when Robin comes by, Patrick gets all "dull and domesticated".
Lulu tells Claire that everyone in Port Charles has an agenda when it comes to Sonny except for Dante and that he's the only one that will tell the truth. Except he didn't. Claire asks Lulu what she thinks. Lulu cliches that she just wants justice. Claire snarks that with that she'll put Lulu on the stand. She tells Dante not to disappoint her and leaves. They both think that if anyone will take down Sonny, it will be Claire. Dante is feeling better, so Lulu wants to put him on the stand for some questions!
Jax tells Sonny not to threaten him. Carly remarkably agrees with Jax. Sonny, again, says it's all about him. They argue about Dante and truth and lies until Sonny finally kicks Jax out. Before Jax leaves, he tells Carly that if Sonny isn't stopped, he'll destroy everything and Carly defending him after everything he did, proves Jax was right to cooperate with the police.
Ethan and Johnny discuss their potential partnership. Ethan says it pretty much depends on the cash he'll get. Johnny proposes a 50/50 cut. Ethan thinks there's a catch but Johnny says he's not in it for the money. Johnny admits that a big reason he's asking Ethan to do this is because he's Luke's son. Ethan isn't ready to say 'Yes' yet and Johnny tells him to think it over. After he leaves, Luke walks in and it looks like he's been listening in. He tells Ethan it's probably too good to be true.
Kristina tells Molly that it's complicated between her and Keifer. Molly quotes one of her favorite poets by saying "love can heal the pain." Kristina, "Sometimes it just hurts" and Molly doesn't realize that Kristina is probably no longer talking in metaphors. Her bruise can attest to that. Oh gosh - Molly reads out some of Keifer's texts. She deems them 'passionate', but they're all just really stalkery and creepy. I.E., "Where are you, K? I thought I mattered to you" and "You need me, don't try to deny it". After all that, Keifer comes to the door. Molly answers it and calls Kristina to the door. Keifer missed her but Kristina tells him she's been busy. He tries to come in but she tells him it's late. She tries to get him to leave but Molly interferes. Kristina finally relents and says they can talk outside. Keifer: "I don't understand, I thought we loved each other."
Robin and Patrick discuss Sonny and Stone. Robin basically feels indebted to Sonny which Patrick understands but he's worried that Sonny has become a lot more ruthless. Patrick knows that all the experiences with Sonny and Stone made Robin who she is today and "wouldn't have it any other way."
Mock court! Lulu makes Dante swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth! She asks him how he felt about the judge's decision. He says he wouldn't question a judge. The lame answer buzzer goes off. She asks him if he's worried about testifying. Dante, "It's my job". *LAMEbuzzLAME*. She asks him if he'll blame himself if Sonny gets convicted. He pleads the fifth. *LAMEbuzzLAME*. She asks if he's ever been in love. He objects and she finds him in contempt and it's all cute because they're using all the legal jargon. He says he's been in love once. He means her but she doesn't know that but slowly figures it out. And they're all flirty and coy and they kiss and puppy's sing.
Keifer can't sleep or eat when they're not together! Kristina says she just wants to be alone sometimes. And he basically recites the stalker/abusive boyfriend anthem and she's uncomfortable and so am I. And then the disgusting gets worse with "damn if I lose you because I loved you too much." And I really want to vomit. He goes on and on and it's gross and she falls for it which is grosser.
Claire and Jax meet at the metro-court. Jax hates that Sonny is free but Claire is excited because it gives her adrenaline to beat this case. She tells Jax she'll figure out Dante but is worried about Carly. She wonders if Carly will be a good witness and right on cue, Carly enters. Carly: "You're the prosecutor." Claire: "You're the wife. And... ex-wife". Hee. Love this chick. Claire talks about Josselyn and how amazing the circumstances were to which she was born. Carly asks to speak to Jax alone. Claire complies. Carly tells an employee to clear everyone off the floor for a "private party".
Dante and Lulu arrive at Dante's room over Kelly's. He's worried about his mother and his new father and the hole in his chest and that everything has changed. Lulu comforts him.
Dante and Lulu make out but she stops him. She's worried about "over-doing it". Or just doing it? She's worried that he'll have a heart attack. He says, "I'll have a heart attack if we don't do it." Hey! That's how I get laid too! They decide to take it slow but continue kissing.
Crazy comes back from seeing Lainey. She tells Nikolas and Lucky that she's decided to do the paternity test because she can't take the stress of not knowing. She needs a DNA sample from each of them.
Jason comes to see Luke. He tells Luke that Johnny has decided to take on Sonny and Luke should know about it because Johnny is getting Ethan involved. He warns Luke that it will escalate and wants him to get Ethan out of the way.
Michael meets Sonny at his house. Sonny tells him that everything went well and Dante helped.
Jax is worried that Carly is going to get all Mr. and Mrs. Smith but they end up just making out. It's a bit rough and I approve.
Outside Elizabeth's room, Nik wants to talk but Lucky would rather not. He can't "stand the site of [him]" but he knows he can't cut him out of his life because of their ties. They leave and Helena goes into Elizabeth's room. She's sleeping but Helena is excited about the paternity test. I have a feeling it will come up on the side of Cassadine.
Dante is naked and ready in bed while Lulu does girly things like light candles. She's nervous that this is the first time they'll get together. God, that's a lot of pressure. By the time she takes her dress off, Dante has fallen asleep. Probably faking it at this point.
Sonny gives Michael a pep talk about how much he loves his kids. Where's that lame button?
Jax and Carly are done with the sex. He hopes that one day she'll stop defending Sonny. Carly still doesn't get it. The sex, to her, was just showing Jax what he'll be missing. She wants Jax to decide if it's worth losing.
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