February 1 2010

Welcome to February. Aren't you all excited after what happened last week? What will happen next??

Not so fast! First we get a retread of the last 10 minutes of Friday. I'm not going to go through it again, so if you missed it, read the last recap. They added just a bit. Olivia shouts at sonny to call 911. Sonny's confused as to why she's calling Dominic Dante. She tells him he's her son and Sonny's too. DUN!

Credits.

The christening [finally] ends. Josselyn is now christened.

Sonny is on the phone with 911. After he gives them info, he asks if Dante is really his son. Not the time Sonny. Olivia agrees with me and yells at Sonny to get a towel.

At the church, Lulu is asking Johnny if he's seen Dominic. Johnny thinks maybe Dante is arresting Sonny now and just didn't tell her. She has a bad feeling. On the other side of the church, Luke jokes that they got through a whole ceremony without a shoot-out. Tracy wants to go home but Lucky thinks they should support Lulu. Luke just thinks it's great that he has all three of his kids in sight and safe.
Morgan goes to ask Michael where Sonny and Dominic are. Michael thinks something came up with Sonny and he takes this as another opportunity to tell Morgan that he can't trust Dominic. Morgan thinks they'll be at the party.

Dante is really bleeding out. Sonny wants to take "his son" straight to the hospital. Olivia wants to wait for the paramedics. Sonny wants to know why she didn't tell him the truth; he scoffs that Dante was such a good cop that he'd put away his own father. Olivia informs him that Dante doesn't know. Sonny berates Olivia and tells her that things could have been different if he had known and he'd never shoot his own son.

Sonny puts two and two together regarding the carnival we hear the sirens whaling overhead. They uselessly argue more about Dante. Olivia runs towards the sirens. Sonny tells an unconscious Dante that this would never have happened if he had known. Olivia runs the paramedic in and informs him of Dante's medical record as Sonny looks on. It's hard to tell what Sonny's thinking since all his expressions pretty much look the same.

Maxie is running her mouth about something unimportant to Spinielli and Lulu when she's interrupted by Father Coates who invites everyone back to the Jax home for the reception. Alexis approaches Jax to tell him that she can't make it to the reception. Molly pulls Morgan away to do something "in the name of love". I think you're barking up the wrong tree there, Molly. Michael asks Jax if he knows where Sonny is and wants to know if he got the case shut down yet. Jax lies that he's still waiting for confirmation. He unknowingly guilts Jax by thanking him. Lady Jane overhears the conversation and chides Jax for lying to Michael. Jax insists he's doing it all for his family.
Carly thanks Jason for being Josselyn's Godfather and her BFF forever! She can't believe Sonny didn't come. Bobbie(!) interrupts suggesting something came up. OMG! I didn't see Bobbie on Friday! And she had a line!

Olivia climbs in the ambulance but the paramedic stops Sonny. Sonny says Dante's his son and the paramedic lets him in.

So Molly's big plan was to keep Jason and Sam there and hint at a wedding between them. And it's just as annoying and inappropriate as you might think. Un-Comfortable! Shut up, Molly. They handle it better than I would; i.e. they don't slap the effing shit out of her.

Carly welcomes the Spencer clan to her home. She hints to Lucky that there's sparkling cider. Ha! Luke's all 'no cider for us.' Carly whispers to Luke that she blames Liz for all of this. Suprise, surprise. He reminds her that she shouldn't talk considering all the marriages that have her tread marks on them. Ha! Go Luke! He adds that he wouldn't judge. Lulu falls back on an old argument that I hate. It's an argument that this soap has used countless times and it's just so ridiculous. She says that Carly never claimed to be an angel but Elizabeth did. This is stupid for a couple of reasons: 1) I don't think Elizabeth ever claimed to be an angel. 2) Just because you can admit that you're a back-stabbing whore, doesn't make it all right for you to be a back-stabbing whore.
Weird aside of people who don't normally talk. Monica compliments Maxie on how far she's come. Spin agrees.
Max and Milo worry about Sonny but try not to show it when Michael joins them.
Lulu tries again to call Dante. His phone rings in his jacket which is at Sonny's.

Molly continues to embarrass Sam and Jason. It's just too excruciating. She keeps throwing out cliches. Morgan has had enough. He wants to go to the party. Sam tries desperately to be a big sister and doesn't knee her in the face. Jason sighs and tells her to drop it.

Ambulance of remorse: Now Sonny thinks that maybe Olivia lied to save her son. She insists that Dante is his. They fight some more until we hear a beep. The paramedic announces that Dante is going into shock.

Maxie and Spinelli try to calm Lulu down.
Lucky and Ethan bond. Lucky drinks and appreciates that Ethan isn't trying to stop him.
Carly makes an announcement and thanks everyone for being there. She thanks Jax, especially.

Olivia tries to talk to the unconscious Dante to make herself feel better.

Dante has made it to the hospital alive. Dr. Steve greets him and shoots out some medical jargon. I need 30 ccs of gunovoemtricala-mala-ding-dong! STAT! He hands Dante over to Dr. Lisa and tells Sonny and Olivia that they need to stay out there. Olivia tells Steve Dante's name and says she's his mother. Sonny says he's the father and Epiphany hilariously drops a tray.

Carly welcomes Jason, Sam and the kids. Morgan runs off to find cake while Molly explains why they're late. Carly thinks Molly should fill up on sugar so she can send Molly home all hyper. Evil!

Kristina wonders where Sonny is. Michael tells her that he did tell Jax about Dominic and he'll be able to help.

Lisa and Steve are working on Dante outside of an OR. Sonny questions his parentage again. Olivia explains that she was protecting him. Sonny lists the reasons why he should have known mostly comparing Dante's good qualities with his own. Geesh. This guy. Steve thankfully interrupts the self-love by filling them in on Dante's condition. He tells them the bullet did major internal damage. He tells them he'll be doing the surgery with Dr. Niles but can't do anything until Dante stabilizes. Sonny wants to know if Dante will live. Steve can't make any guarantees.

Lulu marches up to Jason and demands to know why Dominic isn't there. He lies and says that Sonny had business and he doesn't know about Dominic.

Robin's phone rings. It's Sonny. He wants Robin and Patrick to come to the hospital right away. Olivia wants to know why he's calling in his own surgeons. He explains that Robin and Patrick are the best. Steve comes over and tells them he had to notify the police since a gun was involved.

Carly stops the Quartermaine gang and Luke from leaving. She graciously thanks them for coming.
Jane has had enough. Carly wants her to stay but she says the jet lag is getting to her and she wants to go to the hotel.
Spinelli steals Jason away from Sam. Jason tells Spinelli that he hasn't heard anything from Sonny.

The cops sit down next to Sonny. It's kinda weird. No one says anything to each other. They just wait. Robin and Patrick come in. He fills them in on the situation. Robin is pretty shocked. Patrick says they'll help. After Sonny leaves, Patrick informs Robin that he knew. She wants to know why he didn't tell her.

Carly opens presents. She finds an opportunity to undermine Alexis while she's not even there. Jason wants to leave but Sam tells him he has to say since he's the Godfather.

Soap cliche: bedside confessions! Olivia sits by Dante's bed and talks and talks and prays and talks some more. She wants Dante to fight and not become like his father and blah blah blah. Dante wakes up for a second. He wants Olivia to tell Lulu something but falls back asleep.

Sonny prays in the hospital church. He's such a fucking hypocrite though he actually owns up to his misdeeds. He thinks that God is punishing him. God's not that interested, Sonny.

Sonny comes in and asks Olivia if there's any change. She tells him that he woke up for a second. Steve pulls Olivia out as an excuse for Sonny to be alone with Dante. I mean, to get his medical records. Bedside confessions, part two! Sonny talks and talks. Dante opens his eyes slightly after hearing Sonny say he can't believe he's his son.

Carly opens a present that has a DVD. Morgan wants to watch it but Carly thinks it's probably just pictures and they'll watch it later. Morgan and Kristina take the dvd over to the other room and watch it on a laptop. Jason, Carly and Sam overhear what was on the DVD. It's Franco spewing off his monologue about how he was different.

Lulu is calling Dominic's cell again. She arrives at Sonny's to see all the blood all over the place.

Sonny informs Dante that he's his father with Olivia looking on. DUN!