February 9 2010

It's going to snow....a lot! Let's get to it.

Carly is bad-mouthing her husband to Sonny. This is beyond too far. Jax will always be second best. She rushed to tell Jason and Sonny before any loyalty to her own husband. She didn't even consider the possibility that he may have been right or done it for the reasons he said.

Dante's room. He tells Jason about his idiotic statement to the cops. Jason wants to know how far Dante is willing to take this now that he knows who his dad is.

Oh God. Elizabeth is having a dream sequence about The Scarlet Letter. Luke plays the judge and Liz is wearing a big A on her pilgrim uniform. She wakes up and heads out.

Lucky's gun is in Johnny's cheek. And no, that's not a euphemism.

Credits

Lucky let's Johnny up and apologizes. As a result, Coleman decides to buy the bar a round. Ethan comes in to save the day.

Elizabeth goes to see Luke because he's the only one that doesn't judge her. Except he totally judges her but makes a showing of saying he doesn't. She begs him to talk to Lucky for her.

Jax has putt Josslyn to sleep. Sam's pissed because she agrees with everything Jason says. She let's slip while Morgan is listening that Jax helped put Sonny in jail.

Sonny isn't surprised about what Jax did but is surprised about what Olivia did.. Poor Sonny. Poor Carly. Everyone is just out to get them! Woe is them! Why can't the world just go by their back-stabbing, cop-killing rules?

Dante said he didn't lie to protect Sonny and he's not going to tank the Claudia case. Jason wants to know why he lied...but then leaves. Huh...

Sonny reveals to Carly that it was Michael who told him about Dante. He tells her what happened the night he shot Dante. Carly's all: It's all right! You just shot someone! Doesn't matter because Jax liiiieeeeeddd. Thank God the scene is interrupted by STORMWATCH 2010!!! Oh My God! We're going to get snow! Bring your kids and pets in! I knew the show would be interrupted. I would just watch on soapnet tonight but I don't care that much. Do you?

Wow - that went on for a while. When we return to our regularly scheduled program, Liz is crying to Lucky at the haunted star. She pathetically begs him to take her back but Luke makes her leave. Lucky throws some shit around. Luke tells Lucky that he's onto a great scam and wants Lucky to come with him to Prague.

Ronnie is berating Dante about his statement. He reminds Dante about what happened to Michael. Dante insists that Sonny will go away for Claudia's murder but Ronnie thinks they need more than that. He's interrupted by Lulu who tells them to leave. Before he leaves, he informs Dante that internal affairs will be all over the situation. Dante jokes to Lulu that he might be fired. Great. I can see it now. He'll be fired and start working for Sonny. It's Guza's wet dream.

Jason tells Sonny that there's a problem within the organization but he doesn't mention who, just that he needs to be taken care of. Sonny whole-heartedly agrees but then asks Jason who he means. Jason: "Dante." Sonny: "D'oh!"

Luke talks more about the scam he wants to do with Lucky. He even gives Lucky his own fake passport. Lucky listens to the whole story and seems to consider it but then turns it down. He tells Luke that he pulled a gun on Johnny.

Ronnie runs into Olivia at the hospital. He wants Olivia to convince Dante to change his statement. Olivia doesn't want to. Olivia blames the police's laziness. I... I mean she's reaching here. He thinks her loyalty is towards Sonny. Olivia gets all momma-bear. She shames him into leaving, as Johnny arrives on the scene.

Carly arrives at Jason's to see Jax. They argue more about the same things. She keeps insisting that he did it for himself and his hated of Sonny. She tells Jax about what The Statement.

Dante tells Lulu that he wants Sonny in prison but his actions don't show it. There's still no valid reason why he lied about the shooting. Lulu tells him that she supports him no matter what he does. Dante thinks that he may lose his job over this. They flirt a little until he falls asleep.

Sonny tells Jason that Dante isn't a threat despite Jason's objections and proof that he is. He wants everyone to know that Dante is not to be touched.

Lucky talks about his lack of self-control with Johnny. No, that's not a euphemism. He wants to know why Liz was there and Luke tells him. Lucky was scared that his anger may have caused him to lose control with Elizabeth but Luke says it's not possible. Luke gives him a pep talk.

Liz hasn't stopped her cycle of crazy: She runs upstairs to get her engagement ring and then comes downstairs to cry and play with it because there is no set upstairs.

Jax is appalled that Dante lied about Sonny shooting him. He accuses her of putting the kids in danger by living at Jason's. He offers to move out so that she can move home with the kids.

Johnny asks about Dante but Olivia doesn't know because she's a bad mom. I mean...because he's so furious with her that she doesn't want to go in there. Johnny's trying not to judge and be mad at Olivia. She tells him that she loves him. They make out.

Lulu is snuggling up against Dante. What'd I tell you about watching those stitches, girl?

Sonny says that Dante is his son and gets the same reprieve as the rest of his kids. Jason argues that Dante will bring him down but Sonny thinks he can turn him around.

I don't see how this can end well.

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