February 15 2010

Welcome back. Happy President's Day.

Jax is basically accusing Carly of being a whore and she's not exactly denying it. Sonny seems thrilled.

Mac tries to convince Dante to get Michael's testimony. Dante thinks they have enough evidence. They don't. Dante doesn't want to involve Michael. Thinking as Michael's brother and Sonny's son instead of a cop is exactly what Mac was worried about when he wants to hire Dante.

Lulu doesn't want the condoms Maxie is offering since Dante is recovering from surgery and a bullet wound. Maxie thinks there's more to it than that.

Crazybeth is in the church being revived by a panicked Lucky.

Credits

Lucky is on the phone with 911 telling them Liz's condition. He decides it would be faster to take her to the hospital.

Sam has been called in by Mac - Mac isn't there, but Jason is. A cop calls him out of the room because the interrogation room is not his second home despite popular belief.

Maxie thinks there are too many excuses as to why Lulu and Dante haven't done it. Maxie thinks Lulu has been burned too many times and that Lulu is afraid she'll lose Dante after they have slept together. Lulu turns the conversation over to Maxie and Spinelli saying Maxie is trying too hard. Maxie tricks Lulu into a hug, stuffing the condoms into her bag.

Dante just wants to go by the book to convict Sonny. Mac informs him about Michael's confession. Mac insists there's no personal vendetta. He just wants to to bring Sonny to Justice. But Justice is dead!

Carly: Blah blah blah, you lied. Jax: But Sonny's a bad mobster...blah blah blah. Sonny: I didn't know he was my son...blah blah blah. I hope an earthquake swallows these three up whole.

Sonny and Carly boringness.

Lulu has brought flowers to Dante. She opens her jacket to reveal a very sexy red dress. She instructs Dante to close his eyes so she can set up. She lights candles and it's all sweet. He tells her about still being a cop.

Diane has some poofy fucked up haircut as she enters the police station. She's wearing a long black coat and is pissed because she was pulled away from Max giving her a massage and lingerie which she reveals to Jason. Hee. He promises her triple pay so she walks into the interrogation room where Mac and Sam are. Doesn't Mac have plans with Alexis? I guess that ship has sailed. She lawyers her lawyer jargon and accidently flashes everyone. Awesome.

Dante is proud to reveal that he is now a member of the PCPD. Lulu is happy for him but surprised and a little worried. Dante gets into one of the bags and finds the glow in the dark condoms.

I'd like to just fast forward passed this Carly/Sonny scene but Sonny actually says something that made me spit out my Coke Zero. Sonny: "...If he thinks that you're back with me, then he's gone for good because basically there's no competition." Hee. That line of dialogue epitomizes Sonny completely. Sonny wants her to flatten Jax but thinks in the end, she'll do what she wants to do.

Olivia and Jax are at the metro court. She's telling him about some meaningless problem that the Metro Court is having this week. Just some excuse for them to have a scene together and so that Jax can sulk and Olivia can pry. He tells her everything. Olivia doesn't believe it.

Nikolas sees Matt and Lucky bringing Elizabeth in. Lucky tells Nik that she might have hypothermia and Nikolas turns around and blames Lucky.

Sam is titillated by Diane. She and Jason talk about how they think Diane and Max make a good couple. Outside, Diane thinks Mac is taking it all out on everyone because he doesn't have a valentine. She wants to know if he's tried calling Alexis. I told you: that ship, hopefully, has passed.

Spinelli shows up at chez Maxie with lovely roses. Maxie is dressed in a...I really don't get this...the whole 'alien sex goddess' thing. I don't know if it's the same outfit that Robin wore because I blocked that out of my head. And if it is...eww. You don't share sex outfits. Spinelli is a bit weirded out and I just want to get to the next scene.

Lulu is trying to wrestle the glow-in-the-dark condoms out of Dante's hands. He teases her and it's cute. She explains that Maxie must have put them in the bag. Dante's just horny.

Maxie tries to explain away the Franco stuff again but he's just awed. They make up, move on and make out. Then they shoot each other with ray guns...and....please cut to the next scene.

Jax is on the phone with a lawyer's voicemail about divorce and custody options. Carly comes in pissed that Jax took Josselyn.

Nikolas thinks the way Lucky is treating Elizabeth is cruel. Lucky makes great points about Liz being a liar. Nikolas wants to know where all the compassion went. Dude. That pisses me off. Being a good person and having compassion doesn't mean you have to forgive everyone that betrays you over and over again. Why should Lucky be a doormat that everyone walks all over? It's a shame that Lucky has become so bitter but that's the fault of everyone who made him that way and assumed that he would just shrug it off. Nik assholedly brings up the drinking. He thinks that Lucky is the only one who can help.

He goes to see Liz who is in a hospital room sleeping. Because she's asleep, he gets to do a monologue! He's hurt, betrayed...etc... something inside him is broken. She slowly wakes up.

Sonny is at the hospital asking Olivia about Dante. Olivia tells him the doctors say he's OK. They talk about boring stuff.

Lulu and Dante kiss after she feeds him. Hmmm. He pulls her in closer and she gets on top of him. They both laugh because his heart monitor just got a lot faster.

Carly wants to talk. He again accuses her of sleeping with Sonny and she defends herself that she didn't. He says it doesnt matter and that they should just cut their losses and move on.

Jason and Sam come home to their apartment decorated all valentine's-y. Jason says he gave Kristina and Molly money to decorate. It's very pink.

Elizabeth doesn't know why she's in the hospital. She remembers going to the church. Doctor Lee comes in with Nikolas. Doctor Lee, the baby-doctor. Surprise, surprise: Elizabeth is pregnant.