February 16 2010

It's snowing again. Who wants to make a bet the show will be interrupted?

We begin with a special weather report. *sigh*

We miss most of the teaser and cut to Dr. Lee telling Elizabeth she's three months pregnant. Nikolas looks surprised. Lucky doesn't.

Credits

Elizabeth gets pissy with Dr. Lee but she handles it like a good doctor. Nikolas asks for a paternity test. Dr. Lee: We'll know by May sweeps. Lucky and Nikolas try to comfort her but she just wants to go to sleep.

Longest. Valentines Day. Ever. Jason and Sam feed each other chocolates and drink champagne. And eww...Molly and Kristina are watching. They claim they got trapped there when Sam and Jason came in.

Apparently in the teaser, Carly called Jax a playboy and he's insulted because unlike her, he never cheated in their marriage. He doesn't want to fight about who's the biggest slut; he just wants her to know that Josselyn will be staying with him. He seems to really want to make Carly mad because he brings up Carly leaving Michael with Jason when he was a baby.

And again, apparently in the teaser, Steven caught Dante and Lulu in bed together because he's reprimanding Dante now about it. Oh and mom and dad are there, too. Steven somewhat-jokes with Lulu that if she so much as kisses Dante again, she'll be banned from the ICU. Dante tells Olivia to get out and take Sonny with him.

Mac stops by Alexis' house with a present! He wants to be spontaneous. Aww. Alexis lets him in. They ramble about work and then he gives her the present and they both share in chocolatey goodness and even flirt a bit. I want to like these two together. Alexis deserves a good guy but I feel like GH is just throwing these two together because they're both old fuddy-duddys passed their prime. And they're not. They're a little older but they're both still sexy and vibrant and could stand to have passion in their lives. And these two just don't spark passion together. Plus with the amount of airtime these two generally get lately, a couple-hood will just throw them further into the wings.

Kristina and Molly flounce until Sam excuses them. Before she leaves, Molly tries to give Jason a 101 tutorial in romance and reveals that Milo helped by getting the champagne. It's about time Milo got some romance. I think Michael's available.

Carly is hurt and pissed that Jax would sink so low as the hurt her with something that was beyond her control just for the sake of hurting her. Jax apologizes but he's hurt because he knows their over.

Dante doesn't just want them to leave his room but leave the hospital. He goes on about how Sonny is using Olivia to get to him. Finally Lulu cuts everyone off and tells the Brooklyn Royalty that they need to back off.

Molly and Kristina come home with Jason and Sam to find Alexis and Mac making out. Alexis pathetically rambles that she was just thanking Mac for bringing her cookies. Molly and Kristina are thrilled, usher Sam and Jason out and then leave Alexis and Mac to continue "snogging", as Molly puts it. Hmm, my Mac doesn't recognize the word snogging. I guess it's not Brit-friendly.

The evil parents are gone so Dante and Lulu can continue to flirt. She reassures him saying she doesn't think that Olivia would go back to Sonny after what he did but Dante isn't so sure. They get back to flirting and she leaves with the promise that she'll return tomorrow.

Carly reluctantly agrees to leave Josselyn with Jax for the night. Jax apologizes again for being a dick. Carly leaves telling Jax that she expects a phone call in the morning telling her when to pick up Josselyn.

Steven just found out his sister's at the hospital. Lucky and Nikolas fill him in. Steven chides Nikolas for not wearing protection. Lucky's all 'don't even go there'. He just wants to concentrate on Elizabeth getting well.

Steven warns Nik and Lucky about Elizabeth's emotional state before they enter her hospital room. But she's not there!

She's out on the roof, playing with the fake-ass snow.

Olivia comes back into Dante's room and tells him about her guilt and remorse. She can't stay apart from him anymore. She admits she was an idiot for not telling him the truth last year when he first came to town.

An exhausted Lulu comes home and looks around the gaudiness that is her apartment. Not two seconds later, there is a knock at the door. It's Sonny. He patronizes that her anger will pass but she's pretty clear as to who he is. She informs him that she'll never forgive him for what he did.

Lucky finds Crazy Gal on the roof. She turns to him and says she's sorry. I rewound like three times and it's kinda hard to tell, but she's sitting on the ledge.

Now, it's easier to see: She's definitely sitting on the ledge. She whines that she's made a mess of everything. Yep. Lucky tries to talk her down while Steven and Nikolas show up. Steven stops Nikolas from interfering. Lucky tells Liz that he's made mistakes too. He continues to talk her down slowly creeping towards her. She finally takes his hand.

Sam is happy about Alexis and Mac. She and Jason 'I love you' each other. Sam refers to Molly's 'list'. Next: Read Sam poetry.

Carly tells the boys about Jax. Morgan totally breaks my heart yelling that he hates all that's been going on. He thinks Jax 'quit' them. He can't quit you, Morgan! Kids been watching too much Brokeback Mountain. Damn that movie tears me up. Carly hugs her son telling him she hates all this too. Michael just stands there.

Olivia can't stand it when Dante is this mad at her. Dante throws Olivia a bone telling her he loves her which I think she needed to hear but says he just doesn't want to talk to her right now. He's pissed that she lied and he's pissed that she's allowing Sonny back into her heart. Olivia protests too much. She explains away her secret that she didn't want Dante to ever follow into Sonny's footsteps like Michael is now doing. She says she feels bad for Sonny and Dante is surprised.

Sonny wants Lulu to hear him out. No, Lulu - it's a trap! Don't fall into the dimples! Shut the door! She doesn't hear me and let's him in. He wants her help to get to know his son. She thinks he's delusional. Sonny thinks Dante lied about the shooting because they're blood. Lulu informs him that Dante is the newest detective in the PCPD.

Instead of poetry, Jason reads from "Firearms" magazine. This gets Sam hot.

Lucky visits Elizabeth in her room. He tells her that thinks will be OK in the morning and leaves. He meets up with Steven and Nikolas who tell her that they put a call in to Lainey. They think that Elizabeth needs to be in ShadyBrook for more intense treatment. Lucky agrees.

Jax monologues to Josselyn. He admits to her that he was bluffing about the talk of divorce and custody and thinks this is the only way to make Carly fight for him.

Carly pretty much admits the same thing to Morgan. Michael doesn't think this will work.

Olivia is about to leave when Sonny arrives. He tells Dante what he heard about his new job which surprises Olivia. Sonny wants to know if this means Dante will continue to hunt him. Dante, in short: Yep.

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