February 8 2010

Welcome back! I hope you didn't get too much snow this weekend. My sister spent two days without electricity and stuck in her house which was surrounded by 29" of snow!

Lucky wishes Elizabeth was buried in 29" of snow but instead, she's at Jake's, starting at him. He approaches her. She heard he was spending time there and she wanted to see him but Lucky thinks she's trying to manipulate him and is only going to embarrass herself.

Jason's: Jason wants to know what's going on with Carly. She says that Jax destroyed everything. Not Sonny who shot his son, but Jax. Oy.

Jax and Michael are still fighting. Jax thinks Michael would have done the same thing.

Hospital room of lies: Sonny is grateful for what Dante is but Dante doesn't care. He says that Sonny being his father means nothing to him. I bet these two are enjoying family dinners by March.

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Lucky says he was basically being used as a babysitter since they haven't been sleeping together lately. He wants to know if Nikolas wore protection. Spoiler? Elizabeth keeps persisting that she still loves him and wants to know if theirs hope.

Carly tells Jason about Jax's secrets.

Jax reminds Michael about Sonny misdeeds, the threat he poses and Michael's way of protecting his siblings. Jax wonders what Michael would do if it was his brother or sister that was in the same predicament he was in last year: Getting shot in the head and all.

Lulu is as perplexed as I am why Olivia is protecting Sonny after he shot her son. She brings up valid arguments but the writers can't make the same for Olivia. Because there really is no valid argument for why Olivia is protecting Sonny except that they don't want to lose Maurice Benard from the show. Olivia thinks Lulu needs to let Dante decide how to handle this.

Dante has learned his lesson about gangsters! They shoot people! They're bad! But Sonny says they're father and son! So everything is OK now! Dominic brings up Poletti again to prove that Sonny doesn't know the value of life.

Sonny has never claimed to be perfect so that excuses everything. He keeps calling him Dominic, by the way. Sonny respects Dante, but Dante despises him.

Michael admits he wouldn't ever want anything like the shooting to happen to his siblings but he doesn't think the only solution is to put Sonny in prison. Jax implores Michael not to confess to Claudia's murder. He says the adults need to work it out. Yeah, they've done a brilliant job so far.

Sam seems to have left because when Carly comes over, she owns Jason. Carly riles Jason up by continuing to talk about Jax and his actions and how he put Michael's life in danger. Of course, Jason gets completely caught up with it and agrees with everything that Carly says. She doesn't know what she wants to do - relationship-wise - about Jax.

Elizabeth tries to use Luke as a cheerleader in her corner. She wants to know what she can do to fix everything. Lucky has no idea what could possibly fix this. Lucky plays amateur psychologist by basically telling Liz to get her shit together. She wants to know what his intentions are towards the kids. Manipulative bitch.

Lucky warns Elizabeth not to use the boys to manipulate him, but she insists they're asking about him. She doesn't want him to punish the boys to get at her. Lucky relents. He says to tell them that he loves them. He doesn't want any more contact with her so he says he'll send a lawyer to mediate.

Waiting room. Johnny got Olivia Italian things because they're Italian. Johnny wants to know how the police could let a man visit the undercover cop he shot. Olivia explains Dante's and her respective statements. Johnny is as pissed as Lulu was. She lies that she's just backing Dante up. He thinks that his life is in danger now and Olivia never thought of that when she gave her statement. True - but wouldn't his life be in danger anyway whether or not Sonny went to prison?

Sonny tells Dante that that he did everything he could to save his life....after he shot him. Dante doesn't care. Lulu comes in and orders Sonny to get out. She tells Sonny that he's "worse than garbage" and the "friend of the family" routine isn't going to work anymore.

This is great. Lulu gets a lot of jabs in and Sonny pathetically defends himself yet again bringing up the "I didn't know he was my son" excuse. Lulu wonders if it's any less murder if they're not related to you. Sonny doesn't want to argue. Lulu once again orders him to get out. She then apologizes to Dante saying Sonny just "pisses [her] off". Welcome to the club, Lulu. Welcome to the club. I'm president. You can be treasurer.

Sam and Jason coo over Josslyn. Carly watches with admiration. She wants to go to GH to tell Sonny what Jax did. Of course she does. Jason needs to go too so Carly asks Sam to watch the kids. Sam gladly agrees but looks a bit nervous.

Coleman isn't so sure about pouring Lucky another drink. Lucky threatens that it would be easy to prove that Jake's is 'protected' by Sonny and he could shut it down. Coleman slides over another drink. Hee. Lucky wants to know how many times Nik and Liz hooked up there. Coleman: "What happens at Jake's, stays at Jake's". Lucky makes another empty threat, this time about the board of health and then asks if Nik and Liz ever used one of the upstairs rooms at Jake's. Coleman says no. He tries to give Lucky a healthy dose of AA, but Lucky keeps on drinking.

Sam's been trying to cheer Morgan up. He's pretty happy that Dante is his brother but wonders what Sonny will think. Jax drops by wanting to know where Carly is. Morgan tells him.

Carly and Jason are at the hospital. Jason's trying to separate from Carly because he has something he needs to do but Carly suspects he's doing something that Sonny will never forgive. She warns him not to but Jason doesn't listen to her.

Aww. Lulu lays in bed with Dante. Watch those stitches, girl. Seriously, he just had major surgery. He tells Lulu that Sonny wants him to forgive him. Lulu doesn't think he should. Dante is having second thoughts. Maxie shows up and talks about stupid things like Lulu's clothes but it's just an excuse to get Lulu out of the room so she can ask Dante about his "honest intentions".

Olivia, Sonny, Hospital Chapel. Talking to God. God's watching football. They argue. Blah blah blah. They're both being incredibly boring and hypocritical.

Johnny is joining Lucky at Jake's downing shots. Isn't this how his relationship with Olivia started? I wonder if Johnny and Lucky will end up in bed together. Maybe Johnny can teach Lucky how to shave. Instead of making out though, Johnny lectures Lucky about how awful the PCPD is and that once again, Sonny has won.

Elizabeth is at home getting Cameron and Jake ready to go to gram's for the thousandth time this week. He wants to know where his daddy is. She tries to explain to Cameron what happened between her and Lucky in that mom sort of way that doesn't really explain anything.

Johnny continues to babble and mouth off about how lucky Sonny Corinthos is. He tries to get Coleman to get in on it. He then tries to get into it with Lucky implying that Lucky and the rest of the cops are paid off by Sonny. While I agree with everything Johnny is saying, he knows the drill. He's in the business and decided to stay in the business so the same things that benefit Sonny benefit him as well. For the most part. Oh and the ending of this scene? Lucky pulls a gun on him. Nice.

Sonny is praying and zzzzzzzzz. Carly comes in.

Lulu is showering at General Hospital. She starts sobbing.

Maxie wants to know if Dante was faking his feelings for Lulu so she'd keep his cover. Before Dante can give a real answer, Jason comes in and kicks her out. Jason stays 'stone cold' and mute while Dante rambles. He wants to know how Jason is going to kill him. Jason continues to look constipated.

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